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BREAKING: DONALD TRUMP WINS IN THE POLLS, LOSES THE (S) ELECTION

imageNEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles ) – Donald Trump has defied all logic by his continued lead in the polls for the Republican nomination for president. He also made it to the short list for this year’s ‘Person of the Year.’

But today, Trump’s winning streak in the polls abruptly ended when he lost the (s) election to German Chancellor Angela Merkel.  Merkel was named this year’s “Person of the Year’ by the editors of Time magazine. It was a big blow to Trump and his equally big ego.

Meanwhile, Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders said that polls don’t really matter. Sanders won the online poll among Time readers for the ‘Person of the Year’ but didn’t make it to the short list by the magazin’s editors.

A SAINT IS BORN TO KIM KARDASHIAN AND KANYE WEST

Kim and Kanye West
Kim and Kanye West

NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles) – According to the Christian faith, every human being born in this world is born a sinner, and in the Roman Catholic Church, it takes a miracle to be canonized a saint in a long and tedious process.

But Kim Kardashian and Kanye West defy dogma and centuries-old tradition by the birth of their second child, Saint. No need for baptism and no need for canonization for the baby boy.

Their first child, North, now 2 years old, seemed to have prepared the way for Saint’s birth. A biblical north star from the west, so to speak.

Congratulations to the proud parents. They are truly blessed.

We all look forward to following Saint as he leads a holy life in this troubled world of ours.

DEVELOPING: DONALD TRUMP SUSPENDS CAMPAIGN FOR REPUBLICAN NOMINATION, WILL RUN AS AN INDEPENDENT!

Trump, left, and Ryan
Trump, left, and Ryan

LAS VEGAS, Nevada (Exclusive to The Adobo Chronicles) – Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump said he didn’t care about political correctness when he called for banning all Muslims from entering the United States, despite condemnations from The White House, his fellow Republican candidates, and Muslim communities in the U.S. and abroad.

But it took a short but direct statement from newly-installed  (and newly-bearded) House Speaker, Republican Paul Ryan who disowned Trump’s comments, for the real estate mogul to finally realize he’s not going to get his party’s nomination. So today, Trump suspended his campaign, but only in as far as being a Republican candidate was concerned.

Buoyed by polls showing that almost three-quarters of his supporters would still vote for him if he ran as an independent, Trump put into motion his new presidential campaign as a third-party, independent candidate.

There is no stopping The Donald, notwithstanding the führer, we mean the furor, over his policy and campaign statements.