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DONALD TRUMP’S STUNNING MAKEOVER!

The new and improved Donald Trump
The new and improved Donald Trump

NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles) – Money, they say, can buy anything.  Including elections.  And looks. That’s exactly what billionaire Donald Trump is doing in pursuit of his presidential ambition.

Unfazed by widespread outrage over his latest tirade against Muslims — calling for shutting them out of the United States — Trump has come to the realization that it is not just his politics that’s getting in the way of his road to the Oval Office, but also his looks.  He is sick and tired about nasty comments about his hair, among many other things.

Inspired by House Speaker Paul Ryan’s new bearded look, Trump summoned the best plastic surgeons he could muster and underwent a quick but stunning makeover.

Considering that oftentimes, looks and personality can spell success for an aspiring political candidate, Trump’s new persona could very well seal the deal and earn him the Republican nomination for president. Or even the U.S. presidency.

Then, he would be joining an elite group of good looking heads of state, like Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto, and the King of Bhutan.

What do you think of the new and improved Donald Trump? Let us know through your comments.

 

SIX U.S. STATES, FOUR COUNTRIES IMPOSE TRAVEL BAN ON DONALD TRUMP

imageLOS ANGELES, California (The Adobo Chronicles) – Six U.S. states and four countries which are home to some of Donald Trump’s real estate properties have decided to shut out the Republican presidential candidate by imposing a travel ban on him.

The move was in response to Trump’s inflammatory statement calling for the banning of all Muslims from entering the United States.

Nevada, New Jersey, California, Illinois, New York and Hawaii have issued a “no- entry” and “no-fly” advisory banning Trump from setting foot in their states.  In addition to being hosts of Trump properties, the six states are also home to large Native American populations. Native Americans have declared Trump a persona non grata  or undesirable, unwelcome citizen.

The countries of Panama, Canada, India and the Philippines have also joined in imposing a travel ban on Trump.

More states and countries are expected to follow suit.

The states have said that the travel ban will remain in force until they find out what is going on with Trump.

SPEAKER PAUL RYAN VOWS TO KEEP FACIAL HAIR UNTIL DONALD TRUMP QUITS

imageWASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles) – It was all part of ‘No-Shave November.’  House Speaker Paul Ryan joined tens of thousands of Americans in growing their facial hair as part of a cancer awareness campaign.

The goal of No-Shave November was to grow awareness by embracing hair, which many cancer patients lose, and letting it grow wild and free. The money typically spent on shaving and grooming is then donated to charity to educate about cancer prevention, save lives, and aid those fighting the battle.

Well it’s now December and most have shaved their temporary facial hair. But not Ryan, and for a different reason.

The top Republican has vowed to keep his facial hair until presidential candidate Donald Trump drops out of the race.

Trump has been criticized by many, including those within his own party, for his hateful campaign rhetoric that has all but assured the Republican loss in next year’s presidential elections.

In a rare statement on presidential politics, Ryan disavowed Trump’s latest policy pronouncement calling for shutting out all Muslims from entering the United States. ‘This is not conservatism, ‘ Ryan said of Trump’s position.

‘As soon as Trump goes, so does my facial hair,’ Ryan declared.

That may take a long time.