BILLINGS, Montana (The Adobo Chronicles, San Francisco Bureau) – Move over, Judge Judy. Move over, Judge Joe Brown. Here comes the newest courtroom judge — Judge Sarah. As in Judge Sarah Palin!
The former vice presidential candidate and Alaska governor has signed a deal with Montana-based production company Warm Springs to preside over a new reality courtroom TV that is scheduled to premiere next year.
Unlike Judges Judy and Joe Brown, Palin does not have a juris doctor degree. But Warm Springs believes that she has a variety of other qualities that make her perfectly suited to the job — a telegenic personality, wide appeal and common sense wisdom (yikes!).
But this is just the beginning of Palin’s judicial career.
The Adobo Chronicles has learned from very reliable sources that she is being groomed to replace the late Antonin Scalia on the U.S. Supreme Court.
Now we know why the Republicans are insisting that it should be the next president who should nominate Scalia’s replacement, hoping of course that Donald Trump would be that president.
“It’s about time that we appoint a youthful pretty face to the high court,” Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell said.
Not to mention another conservative voice — and a shrieky one at that.