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Senator Trillanes Applies for Political As. In the U.S.

970B4622-1636-4103-9703-FE2F42895BDEWASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) – Political Asylum in the United States is an option that many individuals who fear for their safety and face possible persecution in their home countries can resort to.

Antonio Trillanes, a vocal critic of the Deterte Administration, is currently in the U.S. and now realizes that he has lost credibility and the trust of even those who voted for him for senator.

He has been seen meeting with U.S. officials, including Florida Senator and ex-presidential aspirant Marco Rubio.  Rumors have it that he is seeking Political As.

No, not Political Asylum but a political assignment as a Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) informat.

Good riddance, most Filipinos say!

Jim Paredes Comes Clean About His Mental Health

IMG_2442MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – For the longest time, fans and critics alike of entertainer Jim Paredes have been wondering about his mental state, given his actions and behavior especially with the onset of the Duterte administration.

Now, in a single tweet, Paredes uncovered the mystery:

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“Look at me,” he added.

Filipino Scientists Invent A Gene Therapy That Can Cure Stupidity

DD073CAE-AD10-400F-8125-3C2BA10B6B54.jpegMANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – When it comes to advances in medicine and technology, the Philippines is definitely not lagging behind.

Scientists at the Ateneo de Manila University have invented a gene therapy that can cure stupidity in human beings.

By injecting synthetic ‘I’ (intelligence) genes into clusters of naturally-occuring ‘S’ (stupidity) genes, researchers said that stupid people can transform into more intelligent individuals in just weeks.

The research, funded by the nonprofit group Intelligence Quotient International, was prompted by persistent reports that more and more Filipinos — especially elected politicians and anti-Duterte bloggers — have displayed serious cases of non-human intelligence lately.

The new discovery is sure to be among the frontrunners in next year’s Nobel Prize for Science and Technology.