MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – The online news source Rappler is known for its expertise in analyzing the complexion of world leaders, including Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte.
Recently, Rappler did a story on the darkening of the complexion of Duterte, speculating that it was due to some illness or medical therapy,
Now, in a yet-to-be-published Pulitzer Prize-quality news story, Rappler is questioning the changing complexion of U.S. President Donald Trump. Written by Rappler CEO Maria Ressa herself, the piece showcased in photos the darkening of Trump’s face, similar to Duterte’s.
You can always count on Rappler for up-to-date, investigative reports!
BAGUIO CITY, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Baguio Bureau) – You’ve heard by now about the new Baguio City Ordinance prohibiting the use of profanity in local schools and businesses that cater to the youth. But no worries, we have great news for you.
Thanks to the help of our readers and followers, we have compiled a list of alternative cuss words that won’t get you in trouble with Baguio authorities.
Let’s get right into it:
Fake you!
Puto ni Inang (Mother’s rice cake. Yum!)
Anak ng Tokwa (Son-of-a-Tofu)
Ukis ti Saba (Banana peel)
Anak ng Pato (Son-of-a-Duck)
Pautang Ina! (Can I get a loan, Mother?)
Duck head
Ash Whole (Be sure to enunciate the ‘h’)
SIYETe (Why, the number 7 of course)
Bull Sheet (Remember, long ē)
LECHugas (They’re aplenty in the Baguio City Market)
Putahe ng Ina Mo (Your mother’s recipe)
Cooking ng Ina Mo (Your mother’s cooking)
PAKYUt (Trying to be cute)
Poinsettia Ka!
Pakangkongan (Spinach field)
Pakingking (Why, the male version of course. Very Royal!)
Lady GAGA (Make sure not to forget ‘Lady.’)
DiGUNGGONG (Our apologies, Mr. President)
PHUC (My Vietnamese friend)
PukeMan
Fake an American accent: PukiMoe, TitiMoe
Oh, and the Ordinance only prohibits verbal utterances. There’s always sign language:
MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte has changed his mind about closing down and rehabilitating Baguio City. He had wanted to rehabilitate the Summer Capital of the Philippines like he did with the resort island of Boracay.
Instead, Duterte has ordered the closure and rehabilitation of Baguio City Hall.
Duterte’s new order came just hours after Mayor Mauricio Dumogan signed a new Ordinance authored by Councilor Lilia Fariñas prohibiting the use of profanities in schools and universities as well as business establishments catering to minors like computer shops and arcades.
Duterte, known for using profanities, told The Adobo Chronicles that Baguio’s government had better things to do than ban profanities, considering the deterioration of the city’s living conditions — from overpopulation to nightmarish traffic to illegal constructions and environmental issues.
MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – The online news source Rappler is known for its expertise in analyzing the complexion of world leaders, including Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte.
BAGUIO CITY, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Baguio Bureau) – You’ve heard by now about the new Baguio City Ordinance prohibiting the use of profanity in local schools and businesses that cater to the youth. But no worries, we have great news for you.
MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte has changed his mind about closing down and rehabilitating Baguio City. He had wanted to rehabilitate the Summer Capital of the Philippines like he did with the resort island of Boracay.
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