Business, History, International, Religion, Technology

Experts Now Agree The Computer Is NOT A 20th Century Invention

June 23, 2018 Pol Pinoy Leave a comment

9444D95B-7C2B-4FB9-9AC3-0EE4D899A625 SILICON VALLEY, California (The Adobo Chronicles, San Jose Bureau) – After many years of debate, experts have finally confirmed that the computer is not a 20th Century Invention.

A joint statement was issued today signed by top technical and religious experts, saying that Apple, Microsoft and other computer pioneers did not invent the computer.

They added:

”Adam and Eve had an Apple in Paradise, and Moses had a tablet — in fact, two tablets. Even iCloud was God’s invention and He communicated with his Chosen People wirelessly.”

Controversy solved.

Government, Media, Politics

VP Leni Robredo Rebuffs Yet Another Reporter

June 22, 2018 Pol Pinoy Leave a comment

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QUEZON CITY, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Quezon City Bureau) – It was just recently that Vice President Leni Robredo, after reading a press statement, ignored a reporter wanting to ask a follow-up question by saying, “Wala nang question, merienda na lang.”

Well, it happened yet again at another Vice Presidential press conference where Robredo rebuffed another news reporter who wanted to ask a question.

The Vice President quipped, “Wala nang question, wacky picture na lang.”

Robredo seems to have mastered the art of evasion.

Government, Politics, Sports

Rash Guard Now Mandatory At All Metro Manila Public Pools

June 21, 2018 Pol Pinoy Leave a comment

C6543C59-F0FF-41B3-AC1A-3AA36913A4D7 MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – The ‘no-half-naked in public’ policy supported by the Duterte Administration is nothing new. Local governments have instituted such ordinance way before Rodrigo Duterte became president. The City of San Juan, for instance, had passed a local ordinance way back in 2013.

Emboldened by the support of the President, many local governments in Metro Manila are taking this prohibition to a much higher standard.

City Councils are adding teeth to the law by prohibiting citizens — men and women — from wearing bikinis or skimpy one-piece swim suits. The new prohibition covers all public swimming pools.

The amended ordinance requires swimmers to wear rash guards. A violation comes with a fine of P1,000 for the first offense, P5,000 for the second offense, and imprisonment of no more than 6 months for the third offense.

So the next time you swim in a public pool, be sure to come prim and proper.