Senator Risa Hontiveros Files New Bill To Ban Fake Chicharron

IMG_1974.JPGMANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Philippine Senator Risa Hontiveros is known for her dislike of “fake news.”  In fact, she herself has been a victim of fake news when she was criticized on social media for proposing a bill that would prohibit tattoos in churches and universities.   She, of course, never  filed any such proposal in the Senate.

This time, however, Hontiveros is serious about something else that is fake: chicharron.

Today, she filed Senate Bill No. 69 that would outlaw the production, sale and consumption of fake chicharron, that all-time popular pork rind snack and pulutan (appetizer) among Filipinos.

“It is a disgrace that unscrupulous entrepreneurs would create a lucrative business by fooling the consumers,” Hontiveros said.

She singled out the popular brand, “Chicharron ni Mang Juan” which is famous for its special flavored no-pork chicharron.IMG_1958

In her bill, Hontiveros demanded that Chicharron ni Mang Juan immediately cease operations and set a penalty of P50,000 and a minimum of six months in jail for any individual or business that will market fake chicharron when the new law goes into effect.

When it comes to protecting consumers, Filipinos can rely on Ms. Hontiveros, especially when they become victims of fakery.

Anderson Cooper Breaks Up With Kathy Griffin

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NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles) – Starting in 2017, there will be no more New Year’s Day kisses between CNN’s Anderson Cooper and comedian Kathy Griffin.

The two have been the most watched couple on television leading up to the New Year’s Eve dropping of the ball in New York’s Times Square.

Cooper, who is openly gay, has never denied any platonic relationship with Griffin who many describe as a “fag hag.”  And who can blame Griffin when she is partnered with the dashing Cooper?

But like everything else, things must come to an end.

After that controversial and disgusting photo of Griffin holding a bloodied and beheaded Donald Trump, Cooper decided to call it quits with the in-your-face comedian.

Already, speculation is at fever-pitch on who Anderson will kiss at the strike of midnight on December 31, 2017.

Could it be Ellen DeGeneres, Rosie O’Donnel or Roseanne Barr?

May we suggest Trevor Noah?

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Warriors Lose Game 1 In NBA Finals

IMG_1938OAKLAND, California (The Adobo Chronicles, San Francisco Bureau) – To the great disappointment of fans, the Warriors lost Game 1 in the NBA finals held yesterday at the Oracle Arena.

The pressure is on for the Warriors to recover from this devastating loss when Game 2 unfolds Sunday.

Here is how a reputable Filipino tabloid reported on Game 1 of the championship series:

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(Translation: Golden State Dumps Warriors in Game 1)