Hillary Clinton Will Forgo Of Presidential Inaugural Ball

img_6690WASHINGTON D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) – Been there, done that.  With those words, Hillary Clinton today announced that she will scrap the traditional presidential inaugural ball that usually accompanies a presidential inauguration.

Confident of her victory in the November U.S. presidential elections, Clinton said there was no point in holding a presidential inauguration ball when she already had two of those during her husband’s time as president.

Instead, Hillary said she would invite all current and former White House staff to a homecoming dinner  to mark her (and husband Bill’s) return to the most famous address on Pennsylvania Avenue in Washington, D.C.

“It will be a simple but meaningful celebration which will save the U.S. government hundreds of thousands of dollars that would otherwise be spent on a lavish, elitist, and  insignificant event,” Hillary told The Adobo Chronicles.

Change is, indeed, coming!

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CCTV Captures Hillary Clinton Dumping Garbage Over White House Fence

IMG_6663.JPGWASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) – Secret Service agents were baffled early this morning when they discovered several garbage bags strewn in the White House lawn facing Pennsylvania Avenue.

Upon reviewing CCTV video tapes, they found out who the culprit was: Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton.

Clickhole.com is reporting that the bags didn’t contain garbage.  Rather, it contained Hillary’s wardrobe. Apparently, she has started to pack her belongings at her New York residence in preparation for her move into the White House.

National polls show that Clinton is on the way to a landslide victory in the November 8 U.S. presidential elections.

Clinton has been summoned by the Secret Service for questioning.

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President Duterte Among Celebrity Judges In Miss International Pageant In Japan

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Miss Philippines International Kylie Versoza with President Duterte in Tokyo

TOKYO, Japan (The Adobo Chronicles, Tokyo Bureau) – President Rodrigo Roa Duterte’s three-day official state visit to Japan is expected to secure billions of dollars in trade deals for the Philippines, but his rock star status has earned him the honor to be among the celebrity judges at tomorrow’s Miss International Beauty Pageant.

The 56th Miss International pageant will be held on October 27, 2016 at the Tokyo Dome City Hall in Tokyo, Japan. Edymar Martínez from Venezuela will crown her successor at the end of the event.

In addition to his known love for women, Duterte hails from a country that has had 5 Miss International Beauty titles, second only to Venezuela in the most number of crowns for this pageant.

This year’s Philippines’ representative is Kylie Versoza from Baguio City.

Duterte promises there will be no “hometown decision” when he sits on the judges’chair tomorrow night. (Duterte hometown is, in fact, Davao City.)

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