2017 Toyota Model Will Include Toilet Car Seat

image.jpegMANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Giant car manufacturer Toyota has something in store for motorists that are constantly stuck in nightmarish traffic.  Like in Metro Manila.

Today, Toyota unveiled its 2017 sedan model that includes a toilet car seat on the driver side. Toilet seat on the passenger side is optional.

The Japanese car maker said that this will be the perfect solution for motorists who are faced with the call of nature while stuck in traffic.

Manila Mayor Joseph Estrada also said that this new car technology will eliminate cases of motorists having to relieve themselves along roads and highways which is a misdemeanor.

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George W. Bush Shows President Obama Who’s The Boss

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WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) – Who is more powerful than the president of the United States?  The ex-president!

The Huffington Post is reporting that on Saturday, following the dedication of the new Smithsonian National Museum of African American History and Culture on the National Mall in Washington, former President George W. Bush asked President Barack Obama to snap a picture of him with someone attending the ceremony.

Obama was shaking hands when Bush tapped him on the back and made the request. After fumbling around with the phone a bit, the president happily obliged.

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Centers For Disease Control Investigating Cases Of Trump-Related Panic Attack Disorder

image.jpegATLANTA, Georgia (The Adobo Chronicles, Miami Bureau) – The U.S.  Centers for Disease Control (CDC) is now investigating hundreds of reported cases of panic attack disorder which seems to be reaching pandemic proportions in the country.

Based on emergency room admissions in the last few months, the CDC is analyzing cases where patients presenting themselves to hospitals and clinics manifest a common pattern.

The cases start with individuals feeling dizzy, followed by escalation of blood pressure, heart palpitations and vision problems.  Others have complained about shortness of breath.

An analysis of ER cases seems to indicate that 98 percent of patients are Democrats, fearful that Republican candidate Donald Trump will win over Hillary Clinton in the November presidential elections.

Many of the patients admitted to the ER have complained that their symptoms began when they read Nate Silver’s predictions that the presidential race is either tied or is leaning towards a Trump victory.

Patients have been advised to sign up for meditation classes or anxiety and panic support groups, preferably with other patients who are self-confessed Democrats.

CNN’s chief medical correspondent Dr. Sanjay Gupta is said to be preparing for an exclusive investigative series on this new phenomenon which is expected to air the day before the first presidential debate next week between Clinton and Trump.