Miss Universe Rivalry Continues: Miss Colombia Wants To Date Sexiest Doctor Alive

April 4, 2016 Pol Pinoy Leave a comment

From top, clockwise, Wurtzbach, Sexiest Doctor, Gutierrez, Sexiest Beas Charmer — From top, clockwise: Wurtzbach, Sexiest Doctor, Gutierrez, Sexiest Beast Charmer

It’s been over four months since that controversial Miss Universe pageant in which the wrong winner was announced by host Steve Harvey, but the rivalry between Miss Philippines (actual winner) and Miss Colombia (actual first runner-up) continues.

Now, Miss Colombia, Ariadna Gutierrez, wants a date with America’s “Sexiest Doctor Alive.”

But wait, isn’t Miss Universe Pia Alonzo Wurtzbach already dating the doctor, Mikhail Varshavski?

Relax, Pia fans. You’re thinking of the wrong doctor.

Gutierrez wants to date Dr. Evan Antin, a veterinarian, chosen by People magazine as the “Sexiest Beast Charmer Alive.”

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Ivana Trump Readying Lawsuit In Case Donald Trump Becomes President

April 4, 2016 Pol Pinoy Leave a comment

ST. TROPEZ, France (The Adobo Chronicles, Berlin Bureau) – As presidential candidate and frontrunner Donald Trump inches closer and closer to the Republican nomination, his ex-wife Ivana is preparing to file in a lawsuit in the event that Trump is elected president.

In her draft lawsuit, Ivana claims she should become First Lady if Trump becomes president.

Ivana is Trump’s first wife (1977-1992), followed by Marla Maples (1992-1999). Trump is currently married to Ivanka Trump.

“That’s why it’s called ‘First Lady,’ ” Ivana told reporters in St. Tropez, ” a president cannot have his second or third wife to be First Lady.”

Ivana recently made the news for her statement saying that the U.S. needs immigrants to vaccuum Americans’ living rooms and clean up after them.

Ivana, herself an immigrant, was born in the Czech Republic. We doubt that she ever vaccumed an American living room.