U.S. TO PHILIPPINES: “DON’T ACT LIKE A PRODIGAL SON!”

Subic Bay
Subic Bay

SUBIC BAY, Philippines  (The Adobo Chronicles® ) — Almost twenty five years ago, the Philippines expelled the United States from Subic Naval Base in Olongapo City, then the largest overseas outpost of the American military.  Riding on nationalistic and anti-colonial sentiments of the Filipinos, lawmakers closed the base and promised that Uncle Sam’s armed forces would never ever occupy and control any part of the country again.

Fast forward to 2015: the Philippines is embroiled in a major territorial dispute with giant China which has laid claim to a vast expanse of the sea west of the archipelago. It has asked the U.S. government for hundreds of millions of dollars to fund and strengthen its own military, one of the weakest in Asia, so as to be able to deal with aggressive threats from China. But so far, the Obama administration has snubbed the request because it worries that the political corruption in the Philippines could  all but divert the resources into some unauthorized use.

The Philippines is also contemplating on reopening Subic to the U.S. military.

Republican members of the U.S. Congress’ Armed Services Committee are not keen on financially or militarily supporting the Philippines either, saying that the Asian country is acting like a “prodigal son.” The congressmen said : “They kicked us out when it was convenient for them, and now they want us back because it is convenient for them.”

Since the term of President Aquino is up in 2016, it will  be up to his successor to convince the United States on the merits of reopening Subic Bay and providing hundreds of millions of dollars in military aid to the Philippines.

Most Filipinos –who are devout Catholics —  are confident that just like in the biblical account of the prodigal son, the U.S. will eventually welcome back the Philippines with open arms, or in this case, the Philippines will welcome back the U.S. military to Subic Bay.

LENSCRAFTERS UNVEILS NEW CONSERVATIVE EYE GLASSES

imageMASON, Ohio (The Adobo Chronicles® ) – Many who are vision-impaired have long benefited from progressive lenses which enable them to wear a single pair of eyeglasses for both distance and reading prescriptions.

Those who can’t wear progressives have long clamored for a product that would cater to their particular situation.

Finally, LensCrafters is unveiling a new kind of lenses for conservative eyeglass wearers. The new technology will help people with conservative views and ideology to see things from different perspectives — from moderate to liberal.

The new lens will be available at LensCrafters stores nationwide beginning in mid-winter, 2016, just in time for the U.S. presidential primaries.

LEAKED: WHY SAM SMITH WAS CHOSEN TO WRITE AND RECORD NEW JAMES BOND FILM THEME SONG

Craig, left, and Smith
Craig, left, and Smith

LONDON, U.K.  (The Adobo Chronicles® ) – Openly-gay British singer Sam Smith announced he has recorded the theme to the new James Bond flick, “Spectre.”

“This is one of the highlights of my career,” the Grammy Award-winning Smith tweeted Tuesday. “I am honoured to finally announce that I will be singing the next Bond theme song.”

The song, called “Writing’s on the Wall,” will be released September 25. The movie comes out October 26 in the United Kingdom and November 6 in the United States.

Speaking of ‘coming out,’ the reason Smith was chosen to compose and record the theme song is because the latest Agent 007, played by Daniel Craig, turns out to be a closeted gay man.  It is not until the end of the film that he comes out of the closet.

None of the film’s characters suspected that Bond was gay, despite the writings on the wall.