CARLY FIORINA WANTS PREGNANCY TEST FOR ALL ARRIVING WOMEN TOURISTS IN U.S.

Fiorina (Photo : carlyforamerica.com)
Fiorina (Photo : carlyforamerica.com)

DES MOINES, Iowa (The Adobo Chronicles® ) – Republican presidential candidate Carly Fiorina on Thursday reiterated claims made by her rival Jeb Bush that Asian women oftentimes come to the U.S. for the purpose of having babies, which then provide them with the rewards of health care, education and ultimately in most cases, future citizenship.

During remarks to the press in Le Mars, Iowa, Fiorina, who has had some momentum in the polls since her well-received debate performance earlier this month, asserted that “there’s an industry that has been set up in L.A. where Chinese women come over on a tourist visa and have a baby. This abuse has been going on for a while. We need to stop it.”

Asked if she had a proposal to fix the problem, Fiorina said that if elected president, she will issue an executive order requiring all women tourists  — 13 years old and above– from China and other Asian countries to undergo a pregnancy test upon arrival at U.S. Airports.  “Those found to be pregnant will be sent back immediately to their home country,” she said.

Responding to a reporter question, Fiorina said her proposal will not cost the U.S. taxpayers a single penny. The cost of the home pregnancy test kit ($15.99) will be collected from each arriving woman passenger whether or not the test comes back positive.

Fiorina did not address the issue of women tourists who become pregnant while in the U.S.

 

 

THE CHINA CONTEST: WIN A LAS VEGAS TRIP, COURTESY OF THE ADOBO CHRONICLES

SILICON VALLEY, California (The Adobo Chronicles® ) – Remember those good old days when you were asked to guess the exact number of jelly beans in a jar to win a prize? Those days are gone.

In this modern Internet world, contests have taken on a whole lot more of sophistication, and The Adobo Chronicles®  is keeping up with the times, through this contest.

The Rules:

  1. Any U.S. resident — natural-born citizen, naturalized citizen, green card holder, undocumented immigrant or children of birth tourism — is eligible to participate.
  2. View the above Donald Trump video in its entirety and count the number of times he mentions ‘China.’
  3. Email your final answer to TheAdoboChronicles@gmail.com
  4. Announcement of winner or winners (in case of a tie) will be made on September 15, 2015 on AdoboChronicles.com

The Prize

A three-day complimentary stay at a penthouse suite of the Trump Towers in Las Vegas, Nevada* for guessing correctly.

Consolation prize: round-trip limousine service from  San Diego to Tijuana, Mexico, courtesy of Uber** for the closest guess to the correct answer.

*subject to final confirmation by Donald Trump

**based on availability

UNDOCUMENTED MEXICAN IMMIGRANTS THANK DONALD TRUMP FOR BOOM IN THEIR BUSINESS

Popular Donald Trump piñatas
Popular Donald Trump piñatas

SAN FRANCISCO, California (The Adobo Chronicles® )   – Carlos Castillo is a 43-year-old undocumented immigrant from Guadalajara, Mexico who makes a living making and selling piñatas from a make-shift sidewalk stall in San Francisco’s Mission district.

A piñata  is a container often made of papier-mâché, pottery, or cloth; it is decorated, and filled with small toys or candy, or both, and then broken as part of a ceremony or celebration. Celebrants are blindfolded before given the chance to break the piñata with a stick or baseball bat.

Until recently, Castillo could barely get by, making no more than $10 a day selling piñatas.

But things have completely turned around for Castillo, since Republican candidate Donald Trump launched his tirade against Mexicans, calling them rapists, criminals and drug addicts, vowing to deport undocumented immigrants and building a great wall along the southern border if he is elected president of the United States.

Castillo started making piñatas to the likeness of Trump and selling them at his stall.

To his surprise, business suddenly boomed and his Trump piñatas have practically been on back order since two weeks ago.  He sells small Trump piñatas for $14 and large ones for $20.  Sticks or bats cost extra.

Other piñata vendors are reporting similar experiences as Castillo’s.

Castillo told The Adobo Chronicles that he is very grateful for Trump’s anti-Mexican statements which have helped his business a whole lot.  “Apparently, many of my customers can’t wait to lay their sticks on Trump,” he said.

“If ever I become a U.S. citizen, I will definitely vote for Trump,” Castillo said.