U.S. EXPORTS CHICKEN TO CHINA THEN IMPORTS BACK FAKE CHICKEN

imageWASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles® ) – Fake noodles. Fake eggs. Fake beef.

Recent media reports show that some Chinese companies have been manufacturing fake food using both organic and inorganic ingredients. These fake food have yet to find their way to America (or have they, already?)

Well, fake chicken from China may soon hit the shelves and refrigerated sections of U.S. supermarkets, and the U.S. government may have had a hand in it.

In 2014, the U.S. Department of Agriculture (USDA)  gave four Chinese companies approval to export cooked poultry products to the United States. But it was largely a symbolic move.
That’s because the only chickens that China can legally export to the United States must first be imported from countries that have USDA approved poultry standards. America, Canada and Chile are the only countries that make the grade.

So some enterprising Chinese food manufacturers import USDA-approved chicken from the U.S., sell them locally at extremely profitable margins, then produce fake chicken to export back to the U.S.

Looks like China did put one over the United States.

For Filipinos in the U.S., their chicken adobo may never taste the same again…

 

 

 

 

BREAKING NEWS: CNN IS REPORTING THAT ISIS IS ADVANCING ON TWO FONTS

imageDAMASCUS, Syria (The Adobo Chronicles® ) – The U.S. appears to be losing some ground in the war on terror in Syria.

CNN is reporting that ISIS is advancing on two fonts:

Times New Roman and Arial Bold.

 

TOUGH-TALKING, MACHO PHILIPPINE MAYOR SAYS HE USED TO BE GAY

Vice Ganda, left, and Duterte
Vice Ganda, left, and Duterte

DAVAO CITY, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles® )  – Many Filipinos want him to run for president, but he continues to assert that he is not interested.  He is Rodrigo Duterte, mayor of Davao, a major city in the Philippines’ island of Mindanao.

He is oftentimes called “The Punisher,” noted for tolerating extrajudicial killings of alleged criminals. He always talks tough and does not hold back on his public comments, even if they seem to be inappropriate coming from an elected official.

Well, today, in a television interview by openly-gay host Vice Ganda, Duterte admitted he used to be gay, but that he is “now reformed.” Duterte was a guest on Vice Ganda’s talk show, “Gandang Gabi.”

His admission shocked even his closest supporters who always looked up to him as a role model for Filipino macho men.

But his comments were welcomed by the Catholic Bishops Conference of the Philippines (CBCP) which took Duterte’s statement as an opportunity during Sunday masses all over the country to  remind the faithful that  homosexuality is a choice, and that gay men and women can be reformed, just like Duterte.