Monthly Archives: May 2015

Human Interest, International

CONSERVATIVE COLUMNIST ANN COULTER IS FIRST WOMAN ADMITTED TO KKK

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DORAL, Florida (The Adobo Chronicles) -The True Invisible Empire Traditionalist American Knights of the Ku Klux Klan describes itself as an Order of the Highest Class for White Christian Men of Intelligence and Character. It is one of many current unnconnected groups that use the KKK name.

The Ku Klux Klan (KKK), or simply “the Klan”,  operates on racism and secrecy, calls for purification of American society and has always been considered part of right-wing extremism.

Conservative columnist Ann Coulter, being a woman, could not be admitted into the Klan despite her views that reflect almost a hundred percent of what the organization stands for.

But that has just changed.

Today, the KKK formally admitted Coulter as a full-fledged member after the columnist appeared on national television boldly bashing and trashing Mexicans — those living in Mexico and in the United States.

Responding to questions by host Jorge Ramos, Coulter practically told a stunned live audience that Mexicans are more dangerous than ISIS. “If you don’t want to be killed by ISIS, don’t go to Syria; if you don’t want to be killed by Mexicans, there is nothing I can tell you,” she said. The program aired Tuesday on Univision.

The controversial columnist is frequently mentioned as a potential vice presidential running mate of one or more of the declared Republican candidates for the 2016 U.S. presidential elections.

Government, Politics, Religion

NATIONAL BOOKSTORE TO PUBLISH ANNOTATED EDITION OF PHILIPPINE CONSTITUTION’S PREAMBLE

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imageMANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles) – The Philippines’ premier publishing company and book seller, National Bookstore, is reportedly  coming out with a much-awaited annotated version of the Philippine Constitution’s Preamble, just in time for the start of the political season leading up to the 2016 presidential elections.

In just the last few days, there have been a lot of news and speculation about who is running for president and vice president. Among those constantly mentioned are Vice President Jejomar Binay, Interior and Local Governments Secretary Mar Roxas, Senators Grace Poe, Chiz Escudero and Miriam Defensor Santiago, Manila Mayor Joseph Estrada and Davao City Mayor Rodrigo Duterte. Even incarcerated Senator Bong Revilla, Jr.

Boxer Manny Pacquiao is on the short list, although because of constitutional age restrictions (one has to be 40 years old), he is not eligible to run in 2016.

The Adobo Chronicles obtained a copy of the annotated preamble, which easily falls under the category of published “Books For Dummies.” or “Do It Yourself” publications.

Here, in full, is the annotated preamble, with annotations marked in parentheses:

“We, the sovereign Filipino people (ever dependent on the United States of America for the security of our nation), imploring the aid of Almighty God (and the dictates of the Catholic Bishops Conference of the Philippines), in order to build a just and humane society (for the rich, privileged and connected), establish a (corrupt) Government that shall embody our ideals and aspirations (reflecting those of inept and clueless elected officials), promote the common good (of the top 1%), conserve and develop our patrimony (inspired by Hollywood), and secure to ourselves and our posterity the blessings of (a fairy tale) independence and democracy under the rule of law (lessness) and a regime of (half) truth, (in) justice, (faux) freedom, (philandering) love, equality (except for the poor, LGBT, women and working class) and peace (in accordance with misdirected Bangsamoro Basic Law), do ordain and promulgate this Constitution.”

 

Fashion, Health & Medicine, LGBT

V-NECK T-SHIRTS A SIGN OF BEING GAY, ACCORDING TO THE AMERICAN PSYCHIATRIC ASSOCIATION

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imageANAHEIM, California (The Adobo Chronicles) – At its annual national convention last year, the American Psychiatric Association (APA) officially classified the taking of ‘selfies’ as a mental disorder, calling it ‘selfitis,’ or the inflammation of the ego.

This week, APA is holding its 2015 convention at a famed Disneyland resort in Anaheim, and is expected to announce the results of a major study on homosexuality, particularly among gay men.

The Adobo Chronicles was able to get hold of an embargoed copy of the study scheduled to be released this Friday.

The groundbreaking study concludes that one of the telltale signs of being gay is owning and wearing v-neck t-shirts. V-neck t-shirts are the closest thing to low-cleavage shirts and dresses worn by women, the study pointed out.

Highlights of the APA findings include:

  • The lower the cut of the neckline, the more open and outgoing the gay man is.
  • White or black v-necks are usually worn by gay men who are mostly still in the closet.
  • Loud or bright-colored v-necks are an indication of gay radicalism.
  • Sleeveless v-neck, regardless of color, is a cautionary sign that the gay man has inner, deep secrets.

The APA study seems to give credence to recent guidelines issued by the Teachers Foundation of Malaysia advising parents on how to detect whether or not their son is gay, not the least of which is the wearing of v-necks.