WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles ® ) – The mainstream media have a tendency to whitewash news events that happen in The White House. But not us. We report the news exactly the way it happened.
When Obama was heckled during an LGBT event at The White House by a transgender Latina woman who admits being an undocumented immigrant, the news media quoted the president saying, “It’s my house …it’s disrespectful.’
This is what Obama actually said to the heckler, Jennicet Gutiérrez:
WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles®) – As Barack Obama was speaking at a White House event honoring LGBT Pride Month on Wednesday, a heckler started yelling at the President.
The heckler was later identified as Jennicet Gutiérrez, an undocumented transgender immigrant who was protesting deportations under the Obama administration. An immigration group claimed Gutiérrez was a founding member of Familia TQLM which advocates for LGBT immigrants who the group said are often excluded in the immigration debate.
Obama responded, “Listen, you’re in my house … it’s not respectful.”
The protester persisted and the president asked for the heckler to be removed from the East Room.
“As a general rule, I am just fine with a few hecklers,” Obama said. “But not when I am up in the house. My attitude is if you’re eating the hors d’oeuvres, you know what I’m saying? And drinking the booze? I know that’s right.”
The Adobo Chronicles® learned that the heckler was not cited nor charged, but was asked to pay the bill for the hors d’oeuvres and booze consumed as an invited White House guest.
You don’t bite the hand that feeds you. You just don’t!
SAN FRANCISCO, California (The Adobo Chronicles) – Now that Hillary Clinton has officially declared she is running for president in 2016, the political and media circles have begun the unending debate on whether or not America is ready for a woman President.
We at The Adobo Chronicles maintain that there will never ever be a woman president in the U.S., and here’s why:
There is no official title for a woman president’s husband at The White House.
The American military will never take orders from a woman Commander-in-Chief.
The White House has never dealt with maternity leave for as long as we all can remember.
Presidents are fitted with dark suits, not dark pantsuits.
Air Force One does not have a stall, only a urinal, for the bathroom on board. Marine One does not have a bathroom at all.
Our founding fathers didn’t have mothers in mind when they established the Union.
There cannot be two women in the White House kitchen. The current executive chef is already a woman, Filipina-American Cristeta Comerford.
A woman president can take a 3 a.m. call in her pajamas, but will always be late for a 7 a.m. meeting or appointment.
Politicians and the media will never criticize a woman president, lest they be accused of being sexist.
We do not want a repeat of that international embarassment when George W. Bush was caught on camera giving German Chancellor Angela Merkel a back rub. We would not allow that to happen to our woman president!