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MARCO RUBIO SHOWS THE STUFF TO BE A GREAT PRESIDENT

Rubio, left, and Malala
Rubio, left, and Malala

MIAMI, Florida (The Adobo Chronicles ) – Florida Senator Marco Rubio is a fast-rising star in the Republican Party. The presidential candidate is expected to eventually capture his party’s nomination — after all the hype and hysteria that put GOPers Donald Trump and Ben Carson on top of the polls subside and voters finally come to their senses.

Slowly but surely, Rubio is showing the kind of stuff he’s made of — youth, intelligence and experience that will take him to the Oval Office.

Yesterday, Rubio fielded questions at St. Anselm College in New Hampshire. One of the questions he was asked was who he would like to “have a beer with” out of anyone in the world who is not a politician.

Rubio said he would like to have a beer with football legend Dan Marino, Russian chess prodigy Gary Kasparov and Nobel Peace Prize winner Malala Yousafzai.

Of course, Rubio’s advisers and campaign staff failed to whisper in his ear that Malala, the famed Pakistani girls’ education activist, is both underage and Muslim. She is also socialist.

Under-age drinking is illegal, Muslims don’t drink alcohol, and Rubio is farthest from being a socialist.

So there.

TOP TEN REASONS WHY DONALD TRUMP WILL MAKE A GREAT U.S. PRESIDENT

imageWASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles® ) – Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump now leads all other GOP contenders in recent polls on who Americans think should be the party’s nominee for the 2016 U.S. presidential elections.

The Adobo Chronicles®  interviewed thousands of likely voters and put together this top ten list of why Americans think Trump would make a great president:

1. There will never be a question about his birth certificate.

2. He will be effective in working with both sides of the aisle in Congress. He was a Democrat before he became a Republican.

3. As president, he won’t need a press secretary or a podium microphone, being the loud mouth that he is.

4. He has his own private jet. Imagine all that savings in taxpayer money which would otherwise be spent on Air Force One.

5. Who needs the White House when he has his Trump Towers?

6. We all know he will be the president that will finally solve illegal immigration, by closing the border and all international airports in the U.S.

7. He will be the president that will stop all wars that America is involved in. He doesn’t like wars. He dodged the Draft, remember?

8. We will finally see an end to the meme, ‘It’s the economy, stupid!’ We will have a stupid president managing our economy.

9. As president, he will have no problem saying to incompetent cabinet members, “You’re fired!”

10. We will finally see a more elaborate and fun seal of the President of the United States:

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IF HILLARY WERE PRESIDENT, WHAT WOULD BILL CLINTON BE?

Bill and Hillary Clinton (Photo: www.zap2it.com)
Bill and Hillary Clinton (Photo:
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WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles) – If you were Queen Rania, your husband is called King. If you were Princess Kate, your husband is called Prince. If you were President Gloria Macapagal Arroyo, your husband would be referred to as First Gentleman.

The U.S. has never had a woman president. If former First Lady Hillary Clinton, who just announced her 2016 presidential bid, becomes president, what would Bill Clinton be called?

The Adobo Chronicles reached out to the former president to ask him how he would like to be called when he returns to The White House with President Hillary.

Would he prefer just to be called former president? “That would take away the prestige and power of the Office of the President,” Bill said. “There cannot be two ‘presidents’ living in The White House at the same time ” he added.

So what would he rather be called?

His answer: “First Lad.”

We kind of like that too. There’s a special ring to it!

What do our readers think?