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AMERICANS STUNNED TO LEARN THAT PRESIDENT OBAMA HAS A WHITE PRESS SECRETARY

white press secWashington, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles) – Americans were stunned to learn today that its first Black president, Barack Obama has a white press secretary.

The revelation came in a photo released today by Business Insider, a US business and technology news website  based in New York City.  The photo showed press secretary Josh Earnest in a heated exchange with White House reporters over the issue of anonymous sources. The photo headline read, “White Press Secretary Faces Reporter Revolt After Criticizing Media At Briefing.”

“I always assumed that Obama’s press secretary was African American,” said an Obama supporter. “Reading today’s headline about the “White Press Secretary” came as a total shock to me.”

The White House declined to issue a statement saying that it does not comment on personnel issues.

 

MICHELE BACHMANN TO SUE FOX NEWS OVER ON-AIR HUMILIATION

imageWashington, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles) – Fox News anchor Neil Cavuto blasted Republicans on Wednesday for preparing to file a federal lawsuit challenging the executive actions of President Barack Obama.

During an interview with Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-MN), Cavuto belittled the effort as “an enormous waste of effort” and “a political football,” suggesting that President George W. Bush used similar executive authority. The segment devolved into a shouting match, with Cavuto laughing off Bachmann’s indignation about Obama’s use of executive powers.

Bachmann is not taking this on-air humiliation lightly. She is suing Cavuto and Fox News for “disrespecting a person of authority, violation of her freedom of speech,  and for being called silly.”

Bachmann expressed shock that this happened on Fox News which she thought was on the side of Republicans, Tea Party members and conservatives. “That makes it all the more troubling,” she said.

Here’s a video clip of the heated exchange.

PRESIDENT OBAMA TO TACKLE JUSTIN BIEBER PETITION IN HIS STATE OF THE UNION

imageWashington, D.C. – Whether making a major policy speech, in the campaign trail, or in his annual State Of The Union, President Barack Obama is known to keep making changes and edits till the very last minute.  Tonight is no exception.

When he delivers his fifth State Of The Union tonight, Obama is reportedy adding a new paragraph that will respond to an online petition demanding the deportation of pop star Justin Bieber. Bieber, a Canadian citizen, has had many encounters with U.S. law enforcement, including his latest charges of and booking for DUI, resisting arrest and drag racing. The petition also asks for the revocation of Bieber’s green card.

The petition, posted on The White House “We The People” website, is nearing 100,000 signatures, the threshold that would elicit an official White House response.

The new paragraph is reportedly being inserted into the part where Obama addresses the issue of immigration reform.

To learn more about the online petition, visit petitions.whitehouse.gov