San Miguel Corporation Bids To Buy U.P. Diliman!

QUEZON CITY, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Quezon City Bureau) – San Miguel Corporation (SMC) is undoubtedly one of the companies that have invested big in Philippine infrastructure and other projects. It is one of the government’s reliable partners in bringing progress to the country.

SMC manages the construction, management, and operation of the country’s largest infrastructure network. Its current portfolio includes: the Tarlac-Pangasinan-La Union Expressway (TPLEX), the Southern Tagalog Arterial Road (STAR), South Luzon Expressway (SLEX), the Skyway System, and the NAIA Expressway (NAIAX), Boracay Airport, the MRT-7 rail and road project, and the Bulacan Bulk Water Supply Project.

Now, SMC wants to enter the arena of education by offering to buy the University of the Philippines Diliman Campus in Quezon City.

U.P. Diliman is notorious for controversies involving its Iskolar ng Bayan (state scholars) who constantly turn to protests, boycotts and even attacks and violence, ignoring the fact that their free tuition is paid for by Filipino taxpayers.

SMC is sick and tired of such waste of taxpayer money, and so it has submitted a juicy bid to purchase the U.P. Diliman campus.

SMC President and CEO Ramon Ang told The Adobo. Chronicles that his bid will include modernizing the old buildings of the campus, constructing cable cars — a la San Francisco — that would make it easy for the Academic community to go from one building to another — and establish the fastest and most efficient Internet network in the country.

Ang’s only condition in SMC’s bid is that protests, boycotts and other mass actions by students within the campus will be strictly prohibited. SMC will also overhaul the admission process to ensure that communist-leaning student applicants will be weeded out.

Sounds like a plan!

U.P. Diliman Attacked, Vandalized!

QUEZON CITY, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Quezon City Bureau) – The Diliman campus of the University of the Philippines was attacked and vandalized by suspected NPAs and communists.

The attack happened while the university’s Board of Regents were holed in the Quezon Hall deliberating and voting on a new Chancellor.

But an investigating team from The Adobo Chronicles found otherwise.

Yes the attack and vandalism happened. But no, the attackers were not NPAs nor communists — they were Iskolar ng Bayan (state scholars) — U.P. students whose elite education privilege is funded by Filipino taxpayers!

Thinking Pinoy To Represent President Marcos And First Lady At King Charles’ Coronation!

LONDON, The United Kingdom (The Adobo Chronicles, London Bureau) – In order to appease his critics who are making a loud noise over his acceptance of the invitation to attend King Charles’ coronation in London, President Bongbong Marcos has instead designated his and the First Lady’s representative at the ostentatious Royal ceremonies.

The designated representative is none other than R.J. Nieto, a.k.a. Thinking Pinoy who, based on photos he has posted on his social media account, is really close to the First Couple.

Malacañang told The Adobo Chronicles that the designation of TP will not cost any taxpayer money since the Vlogger is already in London pursuing a mathematics degree.

Nieto has been previously rumored to be Marcos’ pick for the new Secretary For Social Climbing. He likes to hug top officials and celebrities — from former President Rodrigo Duterte, to the Marcoses, to Robin Padilla, among others.

Nieto’s presence at the coronation will be the ultimate medal in his social climbing career.

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