Raissa Robles, Jover Laurio To Grace Cover Of Vogue’s May Issue!

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Vogue Philippines’ April issue featuring Whang-od on the cover was such a phenomenal success that the magazine is following it up with another avant-garde idea, this time a tribute to the country’s top Marites (gossip-mongers, trolls).

Self-proclaimed investigative journalist Raissa Robles and Vlogger Jover Laurio of the Pinoy Ako Blog fame, will grace the magazine’s May cover.

The extra-special issue features in-depth articles including “Rebirth of Style,” and “Fantasy Fashion.”

“It’s about time we recognize our social media influencers,” editors at Vogue told The Adobo Chronicles.

Adobo Chronicles Launches Donation Drive Just To Spite Rappler

BAGUIO CITY, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Baguio Bureau) – For the longest time, we’ve resisted asking our readers and followers to donate to The Adobo Chronicles. We bask in the thought that we can bring a smile on your faces.

But hey, we’ve come to the realization that if Rappler asks for financial help to further its fake and biased reporting, why can’t we ask for a little help to sustain our fun yet biting news?

So if you’re up to it (and there’s no pressure here), would you consider making a GCash donation to AC?

We’ll make sure to tag Rappler for all donations!

ChatGPT Stealing Jobs From Journalists, Songwriters, Book Authors, Film Makers!

SAN FRANCISCO, California (The Adobo Chronicles, San Francisco Bureau) – Anyone can now become an instant journalist, songwriter, book author or film maker, thanks to ChatGPT.

ChatGPT’s advanced capabilities have created a huge demand with the ‘app’ accumulating over 100 million users within two months of launching. One of the biggest standout features has been its ability to compose all sorts of text within seconds, including songs, poems, bedtime stories, and essays. 

As a result, many professionals are losing their jobs, and they are fighting back!

The Adobo Chronicles has learned that a worldwide coalition of the affected professions is now in the process of filing a class-action lawsuit against the makers of the app.

The lawsuit cites multiple violations including copyright infringement, plagiarism, unfair business practices; and is seeking trillions of dollars in compensation.

Anyone who wishes to join the class-action suit may contact NoChatGPT@ aol.com. Utmost patience is needed to get through requests and messages since the designated email uses dial-up technology — a big contrast to what ChatGPT can do in just seconds!

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