Family Of Electrocuted Man Fined $200!

NEW CASTLE, Delaware (The Adobo Chronicles, Delaware Bureau) – Touching wires in tramways is a no-no, as it could cause electrocution. Nothing could be more clear than the huge notice put up by the Newcastle Tramway Authority.

The NTA warns the riding public that touching wires could cause instant death. It goes further to say that violators will be fined $200.

Well, a man ignored the sign, touched the wires and was instantly electrocuted and killed. So who pays the fine now?

The NTA has filed a lawsuit demanding that the $200 plus daily interest be paid by the next of kin of the decreased man.

Moral of the story: The law haunts you even after death.

PHOTO OF THE WEEK: When Legit News Is Funnier Than Satire!

DISCLAIMER: Photo is from the 2017 International Chemistry Olympiad held in Thailand.

When An Anti-Marcos Vlogger Turns Color Blind

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Vloggers have their way of manipulating the news, as is the case with self-proclaimed investigative writer and anti-Marcoses Twitterer, Raissa Robles.

In a recent tweet, she posted a still photo of a protest in Pakistan.

(The unrest comes after former Prime Minister Imran Khan was arrested by paramilitary troops on charges of corruption, sparking a deadly outpouring of anger against the powerful military that has put the country on edge.)

In her tweet, Robles asked if the color of the Pakistan protests is pink.

The Adobo Chronicles engaged the services of AI (Artificial Intelligence) to determine the actual color of the photo and videos, sans enhancements, dramatic lighting or photoshop.

Lo and behold, AI returned to us the original photo showing the protesters in brown/beige!

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