Politics

US Republicans Grooming Elon Musk To Be Their 2024 Standard Bearer!

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SAN FRANCISCO, California (The Adobo Chronicles, San Francisco Bureau) – Donald Trump may have already launched his 2024 (re)bid for the US presidency, but the Republican Party is not necessarily throwing their support for the ex-President.

Republicans are worried that the recent indictment of Trump by a New York jury could shatter their chances of regaining The White House.

Now, a powerful faction with the GOP is launching a move to nominate Twitter owner and soon-to-be ex-CEO, as their standard bearer for the 2024 presidential elections.

“Musk has the charisma, the influence, the experience and the money to guarantee a successful campaign,” a source close to the Republican leadership told The Adobo Chronicles. “If he has the vision for electric cars, space exploration, and a free, uncensored world wide web, he would certainly have even greater goals for America to be great again,” the source said.

On the Democrats’ front, rumors about Joe Biden not capable of another four years as President continue to haunt the party. So what’s the alternative?

A fly on the wall quipped: Mark Zuckerberg.

Law Enforcement

AI Generates Twitter Conversation Between Maria Ressa And Leila De Lima!

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MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – In a country where Democracy is supposedly dead and that people die by a thousand cuts, a local court today acquitted Senator Leila de Lima in one of two remaining cases that have put her in incarceration for more than five years now.

What happens now to Nobel lauriat Maria Ressa’s narrative that enabled her to snatch the Nobel Peace Prize from other deserving freedom fighters?

The Adobo Chronicles asked AI (Artificial Intelligence) to generate a Twitter conversation between Ressa and de Lima, and here is what it came up with:

International, Law Enforcement, Social Media

Former Comelec Chair Andy Bautista Outsmarts the NBI!

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SAN FRANCISCO, California (The Adobo Chronicles, San Francisco Bureau) – It’s been four years since the Philippines’ National Bureau of Investigation (NBI) announced that it was hunting former Comelec Chair Andy Bautista in the U.S.

Bautista has eluded a warrant of arrest and subpoena issued by the Senate which was conducting an investigation into his unexplained wealth as alleged by his own wife.

Perhaps NBI should engage the services of AI (Artificial Intelligence) to locate Bautista. After all, he could not have entered the U.S. without the proper passport and visa. Furthermore, Bautista is super active on Twitter and his location could easily be traced through the IP address being used.

Or is the NBI conceding that Bautista is outsmarting it? Not to mention the fact that the former Comelec chair may be a TNT expert. Tago ng Tago (always hiding)?

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