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FAMOUS VEGAN DJ SUES LONGGANISA MAKER FOR PRODUCT MISLABELING
Los Angeles, California (The Adobo Chronicles) – A famous DJ in California is suing the maker of a popular Filipino pork sausage, known as longganisa, for package mislabeling that led her to eat meat. DJ Miki Taka is a practising vegan (does not eat meat and dairy).
The product in question is a frozen package of Vigan longganisa sold at 99 Ranch Supermarket.
Earlier, Ms. Taka posted the following comment on her Instagram account:
Vigan is, in fact, a city in Ilocos Sur province in Northern Philippines. Vigan longganisa is a popular delicacy in this historic city that has been designated a United Nations (UNESCO) World Heritage Centre.
Ms. Taka mistakenly assumed that the package label contained a typographical error and that she was buying a vegan sausage.
She is suing 99 Ranch Market for a undisclosed amount, citing emotional and physical distress and violation of her sacred lifestyle.
AFTER FAILING TO BREAK THE INTERNET, KIM KARDASHIAN ENTERS REHAB
New York, New York (The Adobo Chronicles) – Attention-deprived Kim Kardashian wanted to break the Internet and claim the record for the most viewed photograph ever posted online. So she decided to pose nude on the cover of the Internet magazine, Paper.
The photo showing her enormous oiled posterior did get a lot of attention, but it was not enough to break the record set by Miley Cyrus’ twerking during the last video music awards.
Sources close to Kardashian confirmed that she was very depressed about not accomplishing her goal that she developed a severe panic disorder. It didn’t help that she went into two full days of binge drinking.
Her brother Rob Kardashian convinced her to enter into rehab and she took his advice, despite objections from both her husband Kanye West and ex-husband Kris Humphries.
The public will not be hearing from Kim for at least six months. Netizens were ecstatic about the news.
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