Shame On Motorcycle Riders For Not Carrying Debit Card Swipers!

Bianca Tan, our illustrious valedictorian, recently voiced her dismay when a humble motorcycle rider refused her grandiose offer of payment via debit card.

One might wonder, did she genuinely expect the rider to whip out a portable card swipe machine or, better yet, an archaic paper card presser to meticulously capture her prestigious BDO account number?

Oh, the plight of the modern intellectual in a world so unforgivably behind the times! Surely, her valedictory address must be a treasure trove of such enlightened thoughts. Perhaps in her speech, she expounded on the urgent need for motorcycle riders to upgrade their payment systems or, more realistically, to carry a small fleet of banking equipment. If only we had a transcript, we could better comprehend the genius of expecting a roadside rider to conform to the financial conveniences of the elite.

Here’s to Bianca, a beacon of modernity in a quaintly primitive world!

Basté More Gutsy Than Sara Duterte!

In the chronicles of Duterte bravado, Davao City Mayor Baste Duterte is now showing he has even more guts than his Vice President sister, Sara Duterte.

Who could forget when Sara’s fist landed on the face of court sheriff Abe Andres, who dared to defy her request for a two-hour delay on a demolition? It was a moment of raw, unfiltered Duterte justice.

But not to be outdone, Baste has threatened to slap a police general! He had blamed the PRO XI director for his alleged criticisms of the city’s peace and order and the relief of 19 police station commanders. 

While Sara’s punch is now a legend, Baste seems intent on proving that gutsiness runs in the family. His threat isn’t just about meting out swift justice but about outshining his sister in the arena of bold, audacious actions. It’s not quite “like sister, like brother”—it’s more like “brother surpassing sister.” In the Duterte family saga, the competition for who has the most mettle keeps the drama alive.

Like Fish, Atty. Roque Caught By His Own Mouth! (video)

In a twist worthy of a comedy of errors, former presidential spokesperson Harry Roque, known for his eloquence, found himself ensnared by his own tongue during a Senate committee hearing on POGO operations.

Denying ownership of the Tuba, Benguet house where suspects were nabbed, Roque’s notorious verbosity got the better of him. With a flourish, he inadvertently declared, “aking bahay” (my house), turning a simple denial into a self-incriminating confession.

Like a fish caught by its own mouth, Roque’s slip of the tongue proved that sometimes, the truth is just a word away—even when one is a master of many words.

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