Can Harry Roque Predict His Own Future?

Atty. Harry Roque, once the mouthpiece of a former president, has now magically transformed into a self-styled oracle, complete with cryptic predictions and murky insights. Who knew that a legal career could so seamlessly pivot to crystal-ball gazing? Roque, who once defended the indefensible with a straight face, now regales the public with predictions about the future of his beleaguered friends. His clairvoyant prowess is so astonishing, one might wonder if it’s inspired by his rumored associations with POGO operations or his alleged connections to a certain title-holding gigolo. With Duterte inching closer to an ICC fate and Bato de la Rosa breaking out in cold sweats, all eyes are on Roque’s predictions. Will his soothsaying save the day, or will it turn out to be as reliable as his previous legal defenses? The nation awaits the next chapter in this tragicomedy.

Heart Evangelista’s Pooch The World’s Richest?

In the glittering world of Heart Evangelista, where luxury is not just a lifestyle but a species-wide right, it’s no surprise that her pet dog is vying for the title of the world’s richest. 

Mrs. Chiz Escudero, ever the doting fur mom, proudly flaunts her pooch in a P10 million Bulgari necklace, because nothing says “I love you” like a diamond choker on your canine companion. 

Of course, the pup likely dines on pâté and caviar while checking its Rolex for the next scheduled walk. 

One can only hope Heart has enlisted a small army—say, 400 close-in security personnel—to protect this four-legged royalty from any stray cats or suspicious squirrels. After all, it’s a dog-eat-dog world out there, and not everyone’s cut out for the high-stakes world of designer dog collars and gourmet kibble.

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