Senator Robin Padilla And PAWS’ Neuter Program (video)

Senator Robin Padilla, the self-proclaimed defender of male sexual rights, has embarked on a noble quest to find the legal foundation for a man’s “heat of the moment” impulses. 

After all, why should pesky concepts like consent or respect get in the way of a husband’s “natural” rights?

When faced with the absurd notion of counseling or, heaven forbid, mutual respect, Padilla heroically scoffed, dismissing these modern-day follies with the disdain they deserve. Clearly, such outdated ideas have no place in the brave new world he’s envisioning, where the sacred duty of a wife is to serve her husband unquestioningly. 

Perhaps, as his search for legal justification drags on, he might find himself the perfect candidate for PAWS’ neuter program—because, really, some old dogs just need to be taught new tricks.

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Senator Robin Padilla Mulling Magna Carta For Husbands? (video)

In a move that will surely be lauded by those who believe in the sanctity of caveman culture, Senator Robin Padilla is rumored to be drafting a groundbreaking bill that will secure the endangered species known as the “oppressed husband.” 

Inspired by a Senate hearing, Padilla’s proposal aims to enshrine into law the idea that a husband’s sexual rights over his wife are paramount, as well as amend the Constitution to ensure wives dutifully serve their husbands. 

After all, why stop at protecting the rights of men when we can also resurrect the fine traditions of machismo and misogyny. The senator’s revolutionary thinking suggests that women, with their pesky independence, need a gentle reminder of their “natural” place in society. 

It’s comforting to know that in a world grappling with minor issues like poverty and corruption, we have champions like Padilla, ensuring that the Filipino family remains firmly rooted in the Middle Ages.

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