Leni Robredo Reacts To Rodrigo Duterte’s Offer To Resign As President

 MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – In his address to the Filipino nation last night, Rodrigo Duterte revealed that he had offered to resign as President of the Philippines because he was sick and tired of corruption.

Vice President Leni Robredo wasted no time and asked her spokesperson, Barry Gutierrez, to prepare her Presidential acceptance speech.

”Please immediately draft my address to the nation so we could go on Facebook Live as soon as possible,” she told Gutierrez.

However, Gutierrez informed Robredo that Duterte also announced that Facebook will be banned in the Philippines.

So what gives?

 

If Joe Biden Wins Election, White House Will Move To Connecticut

WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) – Donald Trump has made it clear in some of his public statements that he will refuse to recognize the results of November’s U.S. Presidential elections if he loses.

This means, of course, that Trump will not vacate The While House even when his term expires in January.

But the camp of former Vice President Joe Biden is leaving no stone unturned and has come up with a “Plan B.”

A Biden spokesperson told The Adobo Chronicles that should Trump refuse a peaceful transition, the official residence of the President of the United States will be moved to the State Capitol of Connecticut in Hartford, one of the most impressive and statuesque capitols in the country. It doesn’t only like like a Capitol Building; it also looks like a palace.

So what happens if Trump refuses to leave The White House on Pennsylvania Avenue?  The spokesperson said that Trump will be placed on house arrest.  At The White House.

SM Baguio’s Sky Terrace To Replace Synthetic Green Grass With Dolomite

BAGUIO CITY, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Baguio Bureau) – It opened with much fanfare, but SM Baguio’s new sky terrace was a big disappointment to many residents.

“Some 60 mature pine and other trees were uprooted to give way to a shadeless promenade and synthetic green grass,”  netizens complained.

But there is hope.

Coming at a time when Manila Bay donned a new look with imported dolomite from Cebu, SM Baguio is seriously considering replacing the synthetic grass with fake white sand.

”It would be quite an attraction to create a white sand beach atmosphere even without  the benefit of a bay,” a spokesperson told The Adobo Chronicles. “We’ve seen how Manila Sands was well received by many.”

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