Siete palabras: LIBERAL PARTY ANNOUNCES 2022 SENATORIAL LINE-UP

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Move over, Otso Diretso. Here comes Siete Palabras!

Today, the Liberal Party formally announced its line-up for the 2022 Senatorial elections, fielding seven candidates, one less than the last elections’ eight who were all flushed into an embarrassing zero win.

The LP also revealed the magic seven’s new, improved campaign tag — Siete Palabras — which it hopes would appeal to the country’s Roman Catholics (Siete Palabras refers to Jesus Christ’s Seven Last Words prior to His crucifixion.)

Pro-Duterte netizens quickly criticized the campaign tag, saying that it aptly characterizes the seven candidates who are “all talk.”

The magic seven are ABS-CBN actress Angel Locsin, VP daughter Aika Robredo, convict and Rappler CEO Maria Ressa, actress Vilma Santos, blogger Francis Baraan IV, blogger Jover Laurio and Sharon Cuneta’s daughter Kakie Pangilinan.

OVP HIRING STAFF TO MANAGE LENI ROBREDO’S KNOWLEDGE

QUEZON CITY, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Quezon City Bureau) – The Office of the Vice President has announced that it is currently hiring for a professional who could manage Leni Robredo’s limited knowledge.

Interested persons may contact OVP to further inquire about the Vice Presidential Staff Officer VI, salary grade 24, who will be assigned to the Knowledge Management Division.

OVP also has open positions for their Media and Public Relations Division to help enhance Robredo’s phot ops and propaganda activities.

It’s your chance to join the Vice President’s “SerBISYONG Leni!”

AMID COVID PANDEMIC, BAGUIO CITY POLICE OFFICERS REQUIRED TO WEAR PPE

BAGUIO CITY, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Baguio Bureau) – In Baguio City, the Philippines’ Summer Capital, front liners, including police officers, are required to wear Personal Protective Equipment (PPEs) at all times.

The city is known for the discipline of its citizens particularly in following mandated health protocols aimed at curbing the further spread of the coronavirus.

As seen in the photo, taken along the city’s main thoroughfare, Session Road which is closed to vehicular traffic on Sundays, police officers wear their PPEs with pride: face mask, face shield, hand gloves and g-string.

Way to go, Baguio!

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