Los Angeles Police Subpoenas Philippine President Duterte

LOS ANGELES, California (The Adobo Chronicles, L.A. Bureau) – The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD) has issued as subpoena to Rodrigo Duterte to appear in California to explain what police found to be the Philippine President’s fake driver license. The California ID was found in an undisclosed location, and it had the President’s photograph. The license was under the name of a “Norman D.”

LAPD told The Adobo Chronicles that it has launched an investigation for possible violation of federal and state laws on falsification of public documents.

“It’s either Duterte stole and faked the license of Norman D, or Norman D faked his license using Duterte’s photo,” LAPD said.

The LAPD acknowledges that it would be very difficult for Duterte to personally appear in California because of current Covid-19 travel restrictions, particularly for senior citizens. Duterte turns 76 on March 28. However, the Department said Duterte can designate an alter ego who is able to travel and personally appear in Los Angeles as soon as possible.

When asked about the subpoena, Presidential Spokesperson Harry Roque said, “Hindi ko po alam. Wala pong nabanggit ang Pangulo sa akin.” (I don’t know. The President has not mentioned anything to me.)

This is a developing story.

Vice President Leni Robredo’s Statement On Pi Day

QUEZON CITY, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Quezon City Bureau) – The Office of the Vice President released the following statement from Leni Robredo on the commemoration of Pi Day today, March 14, 2021:

LENI ROBREDO QUESTIONS SENATOR LACSON’S MATH

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – It’s a battle between two math wizards: Philippine Vice President Leni Robredo and Senator Panfilo Lacson!

Robredo, who has popularized the equation “40×4=1,600,” is criticizing a recent statement by Lacson regarding the status of the country’s Covid-19 vaccination program.

Lacson said that based on his math, it will take 11 years, 8 months before the government can vaccinate at least 70 million Filipinos on the path to herd immunity.

In a statement issued by the Office of the Vice President, Robredo chided Lacson for his oversimplification of the numbers and challenged the Senator to leave the math to the true experts.

Lacson has not returned calls by The Adobo Chronicles for comment on Robredo’s criticism.

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