MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Among the many campaign promises of Vice President and presidential aspirant Leni Robredo, this truly stands out: the Philippines will be the first and only country in the world with zero defecation.
Zero defecation has always been a passion for Robredo, as seen in this clip from one of her weekly radio programs.
A Robredo presidency will put the country on the world map, and the Guinness Book of World Records not just for zero defecation but the most number of bloated citizens!
MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Queen of all media Kris Aquino announced on her social media account that she and her family will be leaving soon.
Aquino admitted that she has been saying this forever but this time, it’s for real. ”Arrangements have been made” she added.
Meanwhile, Leni Robredo and her three daughters who are all girls told reporters they, too, are leaving soon.
Robredo’s statement fueled speculation that her family is making plans to return to their native Naga City, knowing that she is about to lose in the May 9, 2022 presidential elections.
Or, it could just be that they are leaving the Boracay Mansion in Quezon City (official resident of the Vice President) in June when Robredo’s term is up.
MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – The Adobo Chronicles is launching this year its ”Sexiest Man Alive” annual awards, as a direct response to Esquire Philippines’ ”Sexiest Woman Alive” which has named women like Maria Ressa and Karen Davila as its favored personalities.
We have identified a shortlist of who we think should be the recipient of this singular honor in this awards debut.
We are asking our readers and followers to help us decide on the winner by registering their vote here:
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