Under A Robredo Presidency: Zero Defecation For The Philippines!

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Among the many campaign promises of Vice President and presidential aspirant Leni Robredo, this truly stands out: the Philippines will be the first and only country in the world with zero defecation.

Zero defecation has always been a passion for Robredo, as seen in this clip from one of her weekly radio programs.

A Robredo presidency will put the country on the world map, and the Guinness Book of World Records not just for zero defecation but the most number of bloated citizens!

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