Category Archives: Travel

Donald Trump To Get A Scolding From Queen Elizabeth When He Visits The U.K. This June

LONDON, United Kingdom (The Adobo Chronicles, Berlin Bureau) – Everyone wants to go to London to see the Queen, and Donald Trump is no exception. He has accepted an invitation from Elizabeth to visit Buckingham Palace this June.

But unknownst to the American President, the trip to London is more than just a  state visit.  Sources at the palace told The Adobo Chronicles that Trump will get a royal scolding for his anti-immigration and other policies inconsistent with that of the Monarchy.

America may have gained independence from Great Britain in 1776, but this will not stop the Queen from castigating the headnof its former colony — 13 colonies as a matter of fact.

Trump is expected to prepare — and prepare well — for a Queenly beating!

Political Candidates Off Limits To Baguio City This Holy Week

BAGUIO CITY, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Baguio Bureau) – It’s election campaign season in the Philippines and with it comes the gun ban and the liquor ban.  The Summer Capital takes it a step further: it has decreed  that all political candidates are off limits all throughout the Holy Week which starts today, Palm Sunday. The ban ends rhe Monday after Easter Sunday.

Baguio City expects some 100,000 tourists to come up this week to escape the scorching weather in the lowlands.

As expected, political candidates, especially those running for national office— the  Senatoriables — would want to take advantage of this unique opportunity to court votes for the May 13 elections.

Enter the Catholic Diocese of Baguio, along with the pious officials of the city government.

In a joint decree which has the full effect of law, the two groups have declared that political candidates must not be seen in public all week so that tourists can focus on their Lenten obligations and shopping sprees without any distraction from political campaigners.

Political candidates who show up in Baguio this week will be given citations and be subject to flagellation  in front of the Baguio Cathedral, in keeping with Filipino Catholic  Lenten tradition.

Leave it to Baguio to create its own rules. No smokimg in public. No cussing in public. No campaigning in public.

U.S. Bans All Incoming International Flights

1BFEAD40-5FD3-41DC-94F5-E233883A686EWASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) – Thanks to Donald Trump who just declared that “the U.S. is full,” America has just banned all incoming international flights.

Trump says that outbound international flights will be allowed to leave but incoming flights will asked to immediately turn around.

The new White House directive is part of Trump’s controversial anti-immigration policy.

Travelers flying into the United States are advised to check with their airlines before boarding their flights into the U.S.