Category Archives: The Media

Spokesperson Georgina Hernandez Says Leni Robredo Is Philippines’ Second President

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Robredo spokesperson Hernandez, right, supposedly in Marawi while her boss was partying in Los Angeles, California,

MARAWI CITY, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Davao Bureau) – Leni Robredo herself has said that the “only power of the Vice President is to wait for something to happen to the President.”  So why is she sticking her finger in every issue and criss-crossing the country and the world as an official Philippine representative?

Well, Robredo’s spokesperson, Georgina Hernandez, has the answer: Robredo is actually a “Second” Philippine President.

“The framers of our constitution designed it that way — that our country will have two presidents — the President and the Second President,” Hernandez said. “That’s the reason Leni is called “Pangalawang Pangulo,” which all Filipinos know to translate to “Second President.”

For once, Hernandez makes perfect sense!

All hail to our Second President!

 

Warriors Lose Game 1 In NBA Finals

IMG_1938OAKLAND, California (The Adobo Chronicles, San Francisco Bureau) – To the great disappointment of fans, the Warriors lost Game 1 in the NBA finals held yesterday at the Oracle Arena.

The pressure is on for the Warriors to recover from this devastating loss when Game 2 unfolds Sunday.

Here is how a reputable Filipino tabloid reported on Game 1 of the championship series:

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(Translation: Golden State Dumps Warriors in Game 1)

Adobo Chronicles’ Guide To Mutual Respect And Decency On Social Media

IMG_1932MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – We may be of different political leanings, but we can always agree to disagree, and do so in a respectful and decent manner.

The pro-Aquino/Liberal Party and pro-Duterte folks have been hurling the terms ‘ Yellowtards’ and ‘Dutertards’ at each other for a long time now.  These are words that are derogatory for real people who suffer health-related developmental challenges, so we should refrain from using them when debating on social media.

As a public service, The Adobo Chronicles has come up with a simple guide to mutual respect and decency on social media and we hope that all Filipino netizens, whether they are pro or anti-Duterte, follow these simple rules:

AVOID USING ‘YELLOWTARDS’

Instead, use: Yellow Corn, Jaundiced, or Yellow Ribbon.  When inclined to use photos or graphics to criticize the anti-Duterte folks, use any of these:

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AVOID USING ‘DUTERTARDS’

Instead, use: Red Rice, Sapin-Sapin. When inclined to use photos or graphics to criticize the pro-Duterte folks, use any of these:

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(IMPORTANT NOTE: When using images of sapin-sapin, only use photos bearing the colors red, white, blue and yellow which are the colors of the Philippine flag.)

As for Filipino Americans, refrain from naming Presidents Duterte and Trump directly. Instead, say ‘Darna’ for Duterte, and ‘Wonder Woman’ for Trump.

 

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Please feel free to share these simple guidelines to those who you think need it, and need it badly!