Category Archives: The Media

Leni Robredo’s New Year Message To The Laylayan

B9B81D38-5F08-493D-B66C-2E4A9F79BFB7QUEZON CITY, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Vice President Leni Robredo has a special message to the laylayan for the New Year, and it is filled with pumped up emotion.

The Adobo Chronicles obtained a yet unpublished copy of the statement which the OVP prepared just hours after the release of the latest SWS poll rating for Robredo.  The survey shows that Robredo’s support among what was supposed to be her most loyal followers — those in the ‘fringes’ of society, or laylayan — dropped.

Here is part of Robredo’s message:

Mga  minamahal kong kababayan sa  Laylayan:

Labis akong nalulungkot sa naging resulta ng pinakahuling SWS survey.

Hindi ko akalain na kayo — sa lahat ng Pilipino — ang tatalikod sa aking mga pagnanasa at paghihirap upang mapaunlad ang inyong mga kabuhayan.  Bakit?

Hindi pa ba sapat ang aking ginawa noong mga nakaraang buwan na magbiyahe sa mga sulok ng Pilipinas at makipag-selfie sa inyo? Peke lang pala ang mga ngiti ninyo sa ating mga retrato.

Ano pa  ba ang gusto ninyong gawin ko para magtiwala kayo sa akin?

Kung ganyan lang pala ang mapapala ko sa pagiging Bise-Presidente ninyo, aba eh mas mabuti nang manalo si BongBong sa darating na re-count ng nakaraang eleksiyon.

Here’s a rough translations from Google Translate:

“Dear Laylayan countrymen and women:

I am deeply saddened to hear of the latest SWS survey.

How dare you. Of all Filipinos, I never would have thought that you’d stab me from behind, after all that I did to improve your lives. Why o why?

I’ve gone out of my to visit you all in the darkest corners of the country, alway obliging to have selfies with you. Were  those all fake smiles?

What else can I do to earn your trust and loyalty?

If this is what I get in return for being your ever-loving Vice President, we might as well let Bongbong take over and forget the recount.”

 

 

Office Of The Vice President Is Now Yoga-Certified By International Body

77D54817-9E4C-48EA-9841-E15FFFCA42F0.jpegMANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Filipinos can now be very proud about Leni Robredo’s Office of the Vice President (OVP).  It continues to reap more local and international accolades and certifications.

The latest certification comes from the International Standardization Organization (ISO), Yoga Division.

OVP was cited for one of its signature programs — Yoga.

Many Filipinos have already completedc OVP’s Quality Yoga Program — a three-month course that culminates in a photo shoot in front of the Seal of the Office of the Vice President.

Congratulations, OVP!

 

Raissa Robles’ New Book On Martial Law Now Available

DC11B487-EFD4-40A1-BAE8-74076AFBAF3DMANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Now that the Congress of the Philippines has approved a one-year extension of Martial Law in Mindanao, Raissa Robles’ book, “Marcos Martial Law: Never Again,” has been rendered moot and academic.

But Robles is not one to easily give up.

Today, she announced that she has quickly written a sequel to her book to make it more relevant to recent developments.

The title of the new book is “Marcos Martial Law: Forever and Ever.”

National Bookstore has refused to carry the new book because the old book didn’t sell very well.

To get a copy of the new book, check your street corner newstands.