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OBAMA APPOINTS JEREMY LIN AS U.S. AMBASSADOR TO CHINA

volvolinWashington, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles) –President Barack Obama has just announced the appointment of NBA player Jeremy Shu-hou Lin as new ambassador to the People’s Republic of China.  If confirmed by the Senate, the basketball star will replace current Ambassador Max Sieben Baucus who is stepping down after just seven months in his position.  Baucus is quitting because he says he is extremely homesick and wants to go back to his home in Montana.

Lin, who currently plays with the Los Angeles Lakers, became an international sensation in 2012 when he unexpectedly led a winning streak by the New York Knicks in that year’s NBA season.  This started the “Linsanity” craze in the U.S. and abroad.

In announcing the appointment, Obama said that there is no one who could better fill the shoes of Baucus than Lin.  “Although he was born in America, the Chinese people can very well identify with him because of his lineage,” Obama said.

White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest told reporters that the president is well aware that the Chinese are very fond of basketball and hopes that Lin’s dribbling, guarding and shooting skills will further endear the Chinese to the United States of America.

Rodman, right, with North Korean leader Kim Jong-un
Rodman, right, with North Korean leader Kim Jong-un

There was earlier speculation that Obama was considering appointing Dennis Rodman, given the flamboyant basketball player’s demonstrated diplomatic skills in his meetings with North Korean leader Kim Jong-un.  However, Obama decided on Lin because he believes that the Chinese will take him more seriously than Rodman.

Lin, 26, will make history as the youngest U.S. Ambassador, eclipsing the previous record held by John Huntsman, Jr. who was appointed by President George H.W. Bush in 1992 as ambassador to Singapore.  Huntsman was 32.

BEER SALES SHOOT UP, GYM MEMBERSHIPS DECLINE AS A RESULT OF NEW ‘BELLY’ SURVEY

Seth Rogan, left and Zac Efron in "Bad Neighbors"
Seth Rogan, left and Zac Efron in “Bad Neighbors”

London, Great Britain (The Adobo Chronicles) – A newly-released British survey shows that women prefer men with big bellies.

Three out of four women said that they would rather have a man with love handles than one who has a six pack. According to those surveyed, men with beer bellies have better personalities and that men who are in good body shape spend more time in the gym than with their significant others.

The survey was conducted to mark the DVD release of the film “Bad Neighbors” which stars Zac Efron as a buff college boy and Seth Rogan, as a chubby family man.

Soon after results of the survey were made public, bars and clubs in London and other parts of Europe reported a sharp increase in their beer sales, while gyms and health clubs have noticed a decline in memberships.

While this phenomenon just started being noticed in Europe, many believe that it will spread quickly to other continents, thanks to the survey.

MANNY PACQUIAO TO PERFORM ‘LET IT GO’ AT THE FIRST ANNIVERSARY CONCERT OF DISNEY’S ‘FROZEN’

Pacquiao
Pacquiao

Hollywood, California (The Adobo Chronicles) – November 19 marks the first anniversary of the Disney animated film, “Frozen” which opened at the El Capitan theater in Hollywood last year.  The rest is history. The film went on to win major awards including best song in the last Oscar Awards for ‘Let It Go.’

To celebrate the film’s anniversary, Disney is planning a major musical concert in November at the Staples Arena in Los Angeles. Noted celebrities have been invited to perform the songs and musical numbers from the film.

World boxing champion Manny Pacquiao has been tapped by Disney to perform the song ‘Let it Go’ originally sung by Idina Medel, a.k.a. Adelle Dazeem.

“I am extremely humbled and honored for having been chosen to sing this song classic,” Pacquiao said, “I will do my very best to do justice to this great composition by Filipino American composer Robert Lopez.

Here’s a video clip of Pacquiao rehearsing ‘Let It Go’ in preparation for the big concert and showcasing his falsetto skills: