Category Archives: Music

Tres Leches To Launch In Debut Concert At MOA

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – When the going is tough, look to greener pastures.

This is exactly what three of the Philippines’ controversial vloggers are doing after realizing their careers are going southward. They’ve lost credibility among friends and foes alike, and they needed a fresh start with a new income-generating career.

Unknown to many, the three have some hidden talent never harnessed professionally before — singing!

So now, Maria Ressa, Raissa Robles and Binibining Maharlika have decided to form an all-women band. Not just an ordinary band — a rock band!

What’s more, their launch will be in a form of a full-length concert at the Mall of Asia (MOA) arena.

Move over, Korean pop stars and Filipino concert queens. Make way for Tres Leches!

ChatGPT Stealing Jobs From Journalists, Songwriters, Book Authors, Film Makers!

SAN FRANCISCO, California (The Adobo Chronicles, San Francisco Bureau) – Anyone can now become an instant journalist, songwriter, book author or film maker, thanks to ChatGPT.

ChatGPT’s advanced capabilities have created a huge demand with the ‘app’ accumulating over 100 million users within two months of launching. One of the biggest standout features has been its ability to compose all sorts of text within seconds, including songs, poems, bedtime stories, and essays. 

As a result, many professionals are losing their jobs, and they are fighting back!

The Adobo Chronicles has learned that a worldwide coalition of the affected professions is now in the process of filing a class-action lawsuit against the makers of the app.

The lawsuit cites multiple violations including copyright infringement, plagiarism, unfair business practices; and is seeking trillions of dollars in compensation.

Anyone who wishes to join the class-action suit may contact NoChatGPT@ aol.com. Utmost patience is needed to get through requests and messages since the designated email uses dial-up technology — a big contrast to what ChatGPT can do in just seconds!

Remaining APOs Jim Paredes and Boboy Garrovillo Stage UniTeam Concert!

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Pinklawan Jim Paredes and the other remaining member Boboy Garrovillo of the APO Hiking Society staged a much-awaited reunion concert at Teatrino in Greenhills last night.

The intimate show at the 294-seat capacity venue marks the first time that APO performed again in public after its third member Danny Javier passed away in October of last year.

Loyal fans were treated to many of the band’s nostalgic songs and hits of past decades starting in the 70’s.

The concert was dubbed “UniTeam.”

How appropriate, we think.