SAN FRANCISCO, California (The Adobo Chronicles) – Now that Hillary Clinton has officially declared she is running for president in 2016,  the political and media circles have begun the unending debate on whether or not America is ready for a woman President.

We at The Adobo Chronicles maintain that there will never ever be a woman president in the U.S., and here’s why:

1. There is no official title for a woman president’s husband at The White House.
2. The American military will never take orders from a woman Commander-in-Chief.
3. The White House has never dealt with maternity leave for as long as we all can remember.
4. Presidents are fitted with dark suits, not dark pantsuits.
5. Air Force One does not have a stall, only a urinal, for the bathroom on board. Marine One does not have a bathroom at all.
6.  Our founding fathers didn’t have mothers in mind when they established the Union.
7. There cannot be two women in the White House kitchen. The current executive chef is already a woman, Filipina-American Cristeta Comerford.
8. A woman president can take a 3 a.m. call in her pajamas, but will always be late for a 7 a.m. meeting or appointment.
9. Politicians and the media will never criticize a woman president, lest they be accused of being sexist.
10. We do not want a repeat of that international embarassment when George W. Bush was caught on camera giving German Chancellor Angela Merkel a back rub. We would not allow that to happen to our woman president!