Category Archives: LGBT

CALIFORNIA SET TO EXECUTE ALL GAY PEOPLE

March 25, 2015 Pol Pinoy Leave a comment

SACRAMENTO, California (The Adobo Chronicles) – This is not even a hoax. It’s going to happen. Well, if California voters approve a ballot measure being proposed by a nut case — a Southern California lawyer who wants to make it legal to shoot gay people just because — they’re gay.

Matt McLaughlin from Huntington Beach has started a petition to make it legal to execute gay people for engaging in what he calls ‘sodomy.’

How to spot people engaging in sodomy is the tricky part about the proposed ballot initiative — unless, of course, they do it in public (like during San Francisco’s Folsom Street Fair?). Or perhaps requiring all two men or two women who live in the same household to install cameras that would automatically livecast what happens in their bedrooms.

A minimum of 365,000 signatures are needed to get any initiative on the ballot in California. So the challenge for McLaughlin is to find 364,999 other nut cases in the golden state which is not necessarily an impossible proposition.

Business, Human Interest, International, LGBT

ASHTON KUTCHER WANTS GENDER EQUALITY WITH PUBLIC BATHROOMS, PETITIONS TARGET AND COSTCO

March 25, 2015 Pol Pinoy 1 Comment

HOLLYWOOD, California (The Adobo Chronicles) – Screen hearthrob Ashton Kutcher has decried the existing gender inequality in most public bathrooms, including those in big box stores like Target and Costco.

Kutcher described it as an “injustice” that women’s public bathrooms are better equipped than those for men.

He said that it’s now 2015 where families are diverse, and that gender stereotyping should have no place in public bathrooms.

No, Kutcher is not advocating for more stalls in men’s bathrooms. Rather, he wants baby changing tables installed in them. “Almost all public changing tables are in women’s bathrooms, which makes it nearly impossible to find a table that’s accessible to dads,” he said.

Kutcher is a new dad, having had a baby with partner Mila Kunis.

If you support Kutcher’s crusade, and if you are a two-dad family with a baby, you can sign his online petition to Target and Costo here.

Film and TV, Health & Medicine, LGBT

‘DOWNTON ABBEY’ IS COMING TO AN END; HUNDREDS OF SAN FRANCISCANS END UP IN HOSPITALS

March 21, 2015 Pol Pinoy Leave a comment

SAN FRANCISCO, California (The Adobo Chronicles) – For thousands of gay men in San Francisco, it is the news that they’ve always dreaded to hear: the hit television series ‘Downton Abbey’ is now filming its sixth, albeit last season. Soon it will be off the air.

Several weeks after the show’s Maggie Smith declared that the sixth season of the beloved period drama will be her last, news now comes that the forthcoming season will be everyone’s last.

TVLine broke the sad news Friday afternoon, reporting that multiple sources have confirmed that the Julian Fellowes-created series will shutter after its upcoming sixth season.

The sad news sent hundreds of San Franciscans, mostly gay men, to emergency rooms late Friday. The Adobo Chronicles has confirmed that the E.R. at San Francisco General Hospital, UCSF Medical Center, Kaiser Permanente and Chinese General Hospital were all in triage mode after being deluged with patients suffering from depression, nervous breakdown, hypertension and panic attack, among other serious symptoms.

Nine out of ten patients admitted were gay men who all indicated that they started feeling ill right after hearing the news about Downton Abbey. Majority of the patients were very hysterical and had to be given valium or medical marijuana to calm their nerves.

Meanwhile, the San Francisco District Attorney’s Office is considering filing charges against the producers of the show for causing widespread mental, emotional and physical disturbance never before seen in San Francisco’s gay community since the AIDS epidemic.