Category Archives: Law Enforcement

Senator Leila De Lima Excited About Future Roommates, Imelda Marcos And Maria Ressa

5EA33C07-ABDE-46FA-A6B6-C4EAC6282B28QUEZON CITY, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Quezon City Bureau) – Life in jail can be quite lonely, as Senator Leila De Lima can attest. It helps to have a jailmate that one can talk to on a daily basis just to help keep one’s sanity.

So one can imagine how excited De Lima was yesterday upon hearing that Former First Lady Imelda Romualdez Marcos was convicted of seven counts of Graft by the Sandigang Bayan (Graft Court), and that Maria Ressa of Rappler, could soon be charged of tax evasion, as announced by the Department of Justice.

Speaking to The Adobo Chronicles, De Lima said either or both ladies would make perfect roommates in her otherwise solitary jail cell.

”I look forward to daily discussions about Philippine History— especially during the Marcos years — as well as matters concerning free speech, social media and taxation,” she said.

However, De Lima may have to wait a little while longer as Marcos’ case is sure to go through the long appeals process and Ressa’s case will still need to have its day in Court.

But it’s the thought that counts.

Baguio City Ordinance: The Adobo Chronicles’ List Of Alternative Cuss Words

BAGUIO CITY, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Baguio Bureau) – You’ve heard by now about the new Baguio City Ordinance prohibiting the use of profanity in local schools and businesses that cater to the youth.  But no worries, we have great news for you.

Thanks to the help of our readers and followers, we have compiled a list of alternative cuss words that won’t get you in trouble with Baguio authorities.

Let’s get right into it:

 

  • Fake you!
  • Puto ni Inang (Mother’s rice cake. Yum!)
  • Anak ng Tokwa (Son-of-a-Tofu)
  • Ukis ti Saba (Banana peel)
  • Anak ng Pato (Son-of-a-Duck)
  • Pautang Ina! (Can I get a loan, Mother?)
  • Duck head
  • Ash Whole (Be sure to enunciate the ‘h’)
  • SIYETe (Why, the number 7 of course)
  • Bull Sheet (Remember, long ē)
  • LECHugas (They’re aplenty in the Baguio City Market)
  • Putahe ng Ina Mo (Your mother’s recipe)
  • Cooking ng Ina Mo (Your mother’s cooking)
  • PAKYUt (Trying to be cute)
  • Poinsettia Ka!

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  • Pakangkongan (Spinach field)
  • Pakingking (Why, the male version of course. Very Royal!)
  • Lady GAGA (Make sure not to forget ‘Lady.’)
  • DiGUNGGONG (Our apologies, Mr. President)
  • PHUC (My Vietnamese friend)
  • PukeMan
  • Fake an American accent: PukiMoe, TitiMoe
  • Oh, and the Ordinance only prohibits verbal utterances.  There’s always sign language: A4AC2DBD-61FB-4491-8DB7-C12488E70C58.jpeg

 

(Please add your own in the Comments section)

Duterte Orders Closure And Rehabilitation Of Baguio City Hall

FEC6BFAE-FCD6-4EBE-A3B1-045B8A618E5C.jpegMANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte has changed his mind about closing down and rehabilitating Baguio City. He had wanted to rehabilitate the Summer Capital of the Philippines like he did with the resort island of Boracay.

Instead, Duterte has ordered the closure and rehabilitation of Baguio City Hall.

Duterte’s new order came just hours after Mayor Mauricio Dumogan signed a new Ordinance authored by Councilor Lilia Fariñas prohibiting the use of profanities in schools and universities as well as business establishments catering to minors like computer shops and arcades.

Duterte, known for using profanities, told The Adobo Chronicles that Baguio’s government had better things to do than ban profanities, considering the deterioration of the city’s living conditions — from overpopulation to nightmarish traffic to illegal constructions and environmental issues.