THE VATICAN, Italy (The Adobo Chronicles) – Soon after Pope Francis’ first-ever selfie was posted on The Vatican’s Instagram account, a team of Italian doctors comfirmed that the leader of the Roman Catholic Church indeed caught the selfitis bug.
The medical team immediately prescribed a high dosage of antibiotics to the Pontiff, and enrolled him in a Cognitive Behavior Therapy (CBT) class in Rome.
Today, the doctors announced that the medication and therapy worked very well. Pope Francis is now selfitis-free.
Learn more about selfitis, a mental disorder, as defined by the American Psychiatric Association.

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