Category Archives: International

Women’s Group Gabriela Doesn’t Want Maxine Medina To Win Miss Universe Crown

IMG_8746.PNGMANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Just weeks ago, Gabriela Rep. Arlene Brosas opposed the hosting of the Miss Universe pageant in the Philippines, calling it an objectification of women and a cover-up of the country’s societal problems.

Brosas said the hosting was a “manipulative and deceptive tool that projects an image of peace and stability to cover up the creeping influence of fascist repression of poor women’s rising protests.”

Now, the activist women’s group is again making headlines, saying that it doesn’t want the Philippines’ representative, Maxine Medina, to win in next week’s pageant.

A spokesperson for Gabriela said that “for Miss Philippines to win the crown when the pageant is being held here will reflect badly on the country.  It will be perceived as a “hometown decision.”

“Furthermore, a back-to-back win by the Philippines in the popular pageant will give the wrong impression that Filipinas are desperate to wear beauty crowns,” the spokesperson said.

Gabriela however said that it will be okay if Miss Philippines won first runner-up, especially if Miss Colombia ends up winning the title. (Last year, pageant host Steve Harvey erroneously announced Miss Colombia as the winner, instead of Miss Philippines.)

BREAKING: Claiming Massive Vote Fraud, Donald Trump Calls For New U.S. Presidential Election

IMG_8745.PNGWASHINGTON, D.C. (Thy Adobo Chronicles, Washington, D.C.) – After a series of Executive Orders ranging from repealing Obamacare to building a wall along the U.S.-Mexican border, Donald Trump today announced the most controversial act in his week-old presidency.  He is calling for a new U.S. presidential election.

Claiming that there had been massive fraud during last November’s election resulting in Hillary Clinton’s wide lead in the popular vote, Trump issued  a new Executive Order for a repeat presidential election on March 1, 2017.

Trump charged that Clinton’s lead in the popular vote came from millions of non-existent voters and “illegal immigrants.”  He also pointed out that many voters were registered in two or more precints, including some of his top White House aides.

“I will not settle for anything but a clean sweep of the elections, both the electoral and popular votes,” he said,”and I simply cannot accept that Hillary won the popular vote. Absolutely unbelievable!”

Both Democratic and Republican leaders welcomed this latest announcement by the president.

President Trump, Citing 2010 Supreme Court Decision, Insists Crowd At His Inauguration Was The Largest In History

img_8682WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) – No national issue is more important to President Donald Trump than the number of people who attended  his inauguration in Washington, D.C.

He is irked by news media suggestions that there were a lot of empty spaces at the National Mall during his oath-taking ceremony.  Trump’s spokespersons insist that the crowd that attended his inauguration was the largest in historty.

Trump used a 2010 U.S. Supreme Court decision (Citizens United) to back up his argument about the inauguration crowd.

That court decision allowed unlimited corporate and union spending on political issues, resulting in the how popular notion that “corporations are people.”

“In the same light,” Trump declared, “empty spaces are people.”