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Entertainment, Government, Politics, Social Media, Technology

CCTV Captures Hillary Clinton Dumping Garbage Over White House Fence

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IMG_6663.JPGWASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) – Secret Service agents were baffled early this morning when they discovered several garbage bags strewn in the White House lawn facing Pennsylvania Avenue.

Upon reviewing CCTV video tapes, they found out who the culprit was: Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton.

Clickhole.com is reporting that the bags didn’t contain garbage.  Rather, it contained Hillary’s wardrobe. Apparently, she has started to pack her belongings at her New York residence in preparation for her move into the White House.

National polls show that Clinton is on the way to a landslide victory in the November 8 U.S. presidential elections.

Clinton has been summoned by the Secret Service for questioning.

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Government, International, Politics, Race Relations

Trump: If I Become President, I Will Court Back Philippines President Duterte

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imageFLETCHER, North Carolina (The Adobo Chronicles, Chicago Bureau) – Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump took notice today of Philippine President Rodrigo Roa Duterte’s recent pronouncement that he “will separate” from American and align himself with China and Russia.

Duterte’s pronouncement was made during his state visit to China last week.

At a rally in Fletcher, Trump said that the Philippines has  “broken with decades of pro-American foreign policy to instead leave for the orbit of China and Russia.” The GOP nominee attacked President Obama for spending too much time campaigning for Hillary Clinton instead of working. “Our economy isn’t growing at all,” he added.

Trump promised his audience and supporters that if elected in November, he will court back the Philippines and make it an equal partner of the U.S., with no strings attached.

“I like President Duterte, and I know he likes me,” Trump said.  “We talk alike, we think alike and we both do love the Philippines.”

Trump forgot he recently named the Philippines as among the countries that harbor terrorists and should be banned from entering the United States.

Whatever works for you, Mr. Trump!

Watch video of Trump talking about the Philippines.

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Fashion, Government, Politics, Sports

Leila De Lima Gets Fashion Tips From Fellow Lady Senators

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L-R: De Lima, Legarda, Binay

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) –  Beleaguered Senator Leila de Lima found herself getting friendly advice from female colleagues in the Senate as she continues to be hounded by controversies regarding her alleged links with drug lords inside the New Bilibid Prison.

According to the Inquirer, De Lima was recently overheard having girl talk with Senators Loren Legarda and Nancy Binay at the session floor.

Legarda gave De Lima some fashion tips. She noted that De Lima, who was clad in black, looked like she had just gone to a funeral.

Binay agreed. “Wear happy colors!” she told De Lima.

As an example of colorful wardrobe, Legarda and Binay showed their photos of past red carpet ceremonies (before President Duterte scrapped it) during the presidential state of the nation address.

“And drop that scarf,” both senators told De Lima.

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