MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Apparently, even crazy rich Asians are not immune from financial deception.
Such is the case with Filipino entertainment personalilty Kris Aquino who played a cameo role in the blockbuster Hollywood movie, ‘Crazy Rich Asians.’
Speaking to her fans and followers through her Instagram account, Aquino revealed that she was the victim of deception by no less than her trusted, but still unnamed, business partner. The ‘Queen of all Media’ admitted that she has lost a lot of weight due to the stress of losing millions of pesos.
But don’t despair, Ms. Aquino. Our informed sources tell us that a Hollywood production company is planning to make a new movie titled, “Crazy Thin Asians.” Maybe this time, you will be the main star.
MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Incumbent Senator Bam Aquino has some unsolicited advice for his cousin Kris: Just stick to show business!
Bam’s advice came on the heels of the recent Pulse Asia survey showing him dropping from No. 12 to No. 20 in the list of possible 2019 Senatorial candidates. He was closely followed by Kris.
Political analysts say that if both Aquinos will run in 2019, they will split the Opposition vote.
”This is not the time to engage in cousin rivalry,” the Senator said. “One of us has to go, and it has to be Kris. I have the experience and credentials, she doesn’t. She should just come out of retirement and start hosting her own TV shows again.”
MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Senators Risa Hontiveros and Tito Sotto have both publicly come out supporting the banning of porn on the Internet.
A proposed legislation by Hontiveros says that banning Internet porn would lead to the reduction of teen-pregnany in the country.
Time to put a condom over those smart phones, tablets, computers and television sets. The Internet Police is coming to get you!
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