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Vice Mayor Duterte to Senator Trillanes: I’ll Show You My Tattoo If You Show Me Yours

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Trillanes, left, and Duterte

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – They finally came face to face in the hall of the Senate: Davao City Vice Mayor Paolo Duterte and Senator Antonio Trillanes.

It happened during the Senate hearing on the smuggling of illegal drugs from China.  Duterte’s name and that of his brother-in-law Atty. Mans Carpio were mentioned during a previous testimony by witness Mark Taguba.

At one point during Trillanes’ questioning of Duterte, the senator asked the vice mayor if he had a tattoo on his back.  Duterte answered in the affirmative, but when Trillanes tried to confirm what the tattoo looked like, the mayor invoked his right to privacy.

As a follow up question, Trillanes asked if Duterte would be willing to show him the tattoo on his back.  In response, Duterte said, “I’ll show you my tattoo if you show me yours.  I heard from the grapevine that you have a tattoo on your butt.”

At that point, Trillanes turned to Senator Gordon and said, “I have no further questions, Mr. Chairman.”

An eye for an eye.  A tattoo for a tattoo!

Move Over TransAmerica Pyramid, Here Comes San Francisco’s Leaning Tower

IMG_4343.PNGSAN FRANCISCO, California (The Adobo Chronicles, San Francisco Bureau) – For many decades, San Francisco’s skyline was ruled by the TransAmerica Building.  No tourist will leave the City by the Bay without a selfie in front of the obelisk-shaped tower.

Not anymore.

Here comes San Francisco’s newest and future tourist attraction: The Millennium Condominium Tower.  It’s the city’s modern version of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

At its current rate, the sinking Tower could tilt another 10 inches toward the Salesforce Tower in the next two years, lawyers for the homeowners warned in a legal filing.

We asked our artist-in-residence to give us an idea what the Tower might look like in the future (see photo).

While condominium residents will not be happy, world tourists will be, for sure!