All posts by Pol Pinoy

Justin Bieber Fans Excited Over Super Bowl Half-time Show

32398892-B0A6-4EA3-83DC-1BD712FFF94A.jpegMINNEAPOLIS, Minnesota (The Adobo Chronicles, San Francisco Bureau) – Fans of Justin Bieber are eagerly anticipating the half-time show performance of their idol.

Super Bowl LII (that’s 52 for those who are Roman Numeral-impaired) will kick off Sunday in Minneapolis.

The half-time show is one of the most watched spectacles on live television, next to the Super Bowl game itself.

So Bieber fans, chill the beer and get the popcorn ready.

And be ready for a big disappointment.

 

 

Mocha Organizes Bayanihan Team To Return Mayon Volcano To Albay

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LEGAZPI CITY, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Assistant Secretary Mocha Uson has no qualms about returns.  When controversy erupted over her award from the University of Santo Tomas Alumni Association, she gladly returned it.

Shortly thereafter, Uson was again the subject of ridilcule when she stated that Mayon Volcano was located in Naga City, Camarines Sur.

So, to silence her critics, she organized a team of her avid supporters to return Mayon Volcano to its rightful place — in Albay.  And the volunteers did it Bayanihan style!

 

Duterte Fires Spokesperson Harry Roque, Appoints Davao Taxi Driver In His Stead

8108F5E8-3A9E-4D9B-BA94-ECCEE98B4346MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – In a move that shocked the news and social media circles, President Rodrigo Duterte today fired Harry Roque and in his stead, appointed a Davao taxi driver as his new spokesperson.

Elcias Bugsad, who speaks and sounds like Duterte, took over the position of Roque.

A statement from Malacañang said that the President was very impressed with Bugsad’s mimicry of him, as shown in a video of the taxi driver that immediately went viral on social media.

Malacañang said that Duterte could not think of any better person to be his spokesperson than one who sounds and speaks like him.

Here’s the viral video of Bugsad.