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Selfitis: American Psychiatric Association Admits It Used Wrong Term To Describe Mental Disorder

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WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) – Four years after it officially declared the taking of selfies a mental disorder, the American Psychiatric Asssociation (APA) now admits it used the wrong terminology to describe the disease.

It named the disorder, ‘selfitis.’

Since then, the world has acknowledged and experienced the existence of sefitis. Scientific studies, including a recent one conducted by the U.K.’s Nottingham Trent University, have confirmed the existence of this mental disorder.

Today, APA issued a statement that it erred in naming the disorder ‘selfitis.’

” ’itis’ refers to an inflammation,” APA said, ‘ and since the taking of selfies and posting them on the Internet is really more of an addiction than an infllamation, the more correct term for it should be ‘selfism.’

As in alcoholism, the addiction to alcohol.

Still other medical experts say selfitis was also accurage because it involves the ‘inflammation’ of the ego.

 

Senator Leila De Lima Says Activist Priest Fr. Robert Reyes Is A “Fake”

8105AABE-C196-4527-B700-748261D15038.jpegCAMP CRAME, Quezon City, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Quezon City Bureau) – Despite being incarcerated for criminal charges filed against her, Senator Leila De Lima is know to be using her Senatorial pulpit and stationery to continue to criticize the Duterte Administration.

But today, she used that pulpit to declare that activist priest Fr. Robert Reyes — the same Fr. Reyes who staged a mock funeral and wake (of Democracy) in front of the Supreme Court several weeks ago, is a “fake.”

7C59E64E-CB70-42BC-9653-F2B94571B17DIn a typewritten statement (she has a typewritter inside her jail cell?), De Lima referred to Reyes as a “parish priest.”  Yes, in quotation marks.  Which denotes fakery and untruth.

So there you have it, straight from the horse’s mouth.

 

BREAKING: Kim And Trump Summit Today!

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WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) – Is the cold war between the United States and North Korea finally coming to an end?

Judging from today’s White House announcement, it is!C882FEA5-618B-44A4-A3D6-D081F8F4DB21

Trump and Kim will meet in a historic summit today!!!

Wait, wrong Kim.  Not Kim Jong-un.  Kim Kardashian.