Monthly Archives: April 2023

Film and TV, Law Enforcement, Media, Music, Technology

ChatGPT Stealing Jobs From Journalists, Songwriters, Book Authors, Film Makers!

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SAN FRANCISCO, California (The Adobo Chronicles, San Francisco Bureau) – Anyone can now become an instant journalist, songwriter, book author or film maker, thanks to ChatGPT.

ChatGPT’s advanced capabilities have created a huge demand with the ‘app’ accumulating over 100 million users within two months of launching. One of the biggest standout features has been its ability to compose all sorts of text within seconds, including songs, poems, bedtime stories, and essays. 

As a result, many professionals are losing their jobs, and they are fighting back!

The Adobo Chronicles has learned that a worldwide coalition of the affected professions is now in the process of filing a class-action lawsuit against the makers of the app.

The lawsuit cites multiple violations including copyright infringement, plagiarism, unfair business practices; and is seeking trillions of dollars in compensation.

Anyone who wishes to join the class-action suit may contact NoChatGPT@ aol.com. Utmost patience is needed to get through requests and messages since the designated email uses dial-up technology — a big contrast to what ChatGPT can do in just seconds!

Culture, Diversity

Former Comelec Chair Sighted Flagellating Himself In San Francisco!

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SAN FRANCISCO, California (The Adobo Chronicles, San Francisco Bureau) – It is a weird Filipino tradition during the Holy Week — Filipino men flagellating themselves as penitence for their past wrongdoings. It is a tradition that has withstood many decades, despite the fact that the Roman Catholic Church in the Philippines frowns on it.

Well, that tradition seems to have taken roots in San Francisco, California. Men and women flagellating themselves year-round, leading up to the annual Folsom Street Fair where BDSM (bondage, discipline/domination, sadism and masochism) goes on public display.

Although the Folsom Street Fair is months away, reports have it that ex-Comelec Chair Andy Bautista who is accused of hiding in the U.S. to escape an arrest warrant and charges of unexplained wealth, was sighted flagellating himself on Maundy Thursday at the corner of Folsom and Seventh Streets.

Is Bautista finally coming to terms with Jesus, repenting for his sins and finally deciding to return to the Philippines to face the charges against him?

Or is it just an excuse to give way to his leather fetish?

Economy, Finance, Government, International

Countries Using Peso Agree To Create Alternative World Currency!

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MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – There is a new world currency brewing and it’s not the U.S. dollar nor the BRICS currency being planned by Brazil, Russia, India, China and South Africa.

Rather it is the currency being used by Argentina, Chile, Colombia, Cuba, the Dominican Republic, Mexico, the Philippines and Uruguay — the peso.

The Bangko Sentral ng Pilipinas (Central Bank of the Philippines) is very excited about the peso initiative. “It will make the Philippines competitive in the world market,” a BSP spokesperson told The Adobo Chronicles.

This is a developing story.