Monthly Archives: April 2017

International, Media, Politics, Social Media

BREAKING: Canadians Demand Vote Recount Of TIME’s 100 Most Influential People

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IMG_0767TORONTO, Canada (The Adobo Chronicles, Toronto Bureau) – TIME Magazine has named its 2017 100 Most Influential Persons in the World, and Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau isn’t one of them.  Now the Canadians want a recount.

Trudeau was among the top choices in TIME’s online poll, coming in second with 3% of the votes to Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte who garnered 5% to take the sole lead.  Trudeau shared second place with other celebrities like Pope Francis, Mark Zuckerberg and Bill Gates.

“How did Philippine Senator Leila de Lima even make it to the list, when she wasn’t even in the original names included in the TIME online poll,” the Canadians asked.  They claimed that there was a poll irregularity that somehow put de Lima in the magic 100.

With their national pride hurt, the Canadians demanded a recount of the votes with special attention focused on de Lima.

In an earlier TIME article prior to the announcement of winners, the magazine suggested that the reason Duterte led in the polls was because he was known to compensate people in order to boost his popularity.

The Canadians now suspect it was de Lima, not Duterte, who may have paid people to vote for her.

TIME’s a mess!

Film and TV, International, Local News, Social Media, The Media

Local, International News Media Reinventing Themselves

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NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles, New York Bureau) – From the Philippine Daily Inquirer to The New York Times, from CNN to ABS-CBN, news outlets are reinventing themselves, introducing new logos and coming clean to stay true to their political leanings.

The growing trend comes amid sagging popularity and credibility among legitimate news organiztions which have been facing stiff competition from social media and citizen journalists.

More news outlets are expected to follow suit.

Rappler is now Wrapper. Inquirer is now Inqueerer. Reuters is now Reuters’ Hooters. The New York Times is now The New York Thymnes. TIME is now LAME. ABS-CBN is now ABias-CBN,  CNN is now FNN (Fake News Network) and FOX News Channel is now Faux News Channel.

As for The Adobo Chronicles? Well, we’ve always been true to our mission, so we will stay put.

Media, Politics

The New And Improved Inquirer

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MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – The Philippine Daily Inquirer (PDI) is in hot water these days after allegations surfaced that it owes the government billions of pesos in unpaid rent, not to mention taxes overdue from businesses its owns, including Dunkin’ Donuts.

So, in an effort to rebuild its sagging reputation and credibility, the Inquirer unveiled its new masthead that better reflects its true identity and political leaning (see photo.)

The PDI also took the opportunity to thank those who have stood by the newspaper and continued to patronize it despite all the controversy and accusations hurled against it.

IMG_0700“We would like to specifically mention the thousands of tuyo and tinapa vendors who have continued to subscribe to the paper to boost their retail business (see other photo.)

PDI also apologized to its readers for its failed campaign to dissuade people from voting for President Rodrigo Duterte in TIME’s online poll for the 2017 100 Most Influential Persons in the World.  Duterte came out No. 1 in the poll.

Change is indeed coming to the Inquirer!