PHILIPPINES’ TOURISM DEPARTMENT UNVEILS LATEST AMAZING PROMO

Pasig, Philippines from the air:
Pasig, Philippines from the air: “Visit the Philippines 2015!’

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles) – The Philippines’ Department of Tourism (DOT) has finally retired its stale “It’s More Fun in the Philippines” promo and has unveiled a new international campaign to attract foreigners and Filipino expatriates to visit the country in 2015.

The Philippine Government has designated 2015 as “Visit the Philippines Year.” It was launched earlier this year with a new web site, visitph2015.com, and an impressive video showing all the great things tourists will find in this nation of 100 Million people: beach resorts, year-round cultural festivals, great cuisine, centuries-old churches, English-speaking people and smiley faces from the friendliest inhabitants on earth.

Mid-year into the 2015 tourism campaign, the DOT unveiled an updated promo, this time featuring images that can only be found in the Philippines.

One image is an aerial photo of one of Metro Manila’s populated cities — Pasig.  As can be seen in the DOT image, Pasig is a sea of houses and buildings, so cramped that the city is devoid of any plants or trees, while city streets have virtually disappeared.  Even the infamous Pasig River has been soaked up by housing structures. The only way to navigate the city is on foot which would be quite an experience for any tourist wanting to explore the scenic spots of Metro Manila and the Philippines.

Flow river, flow.
Flow river, flow.

A second image shows shanties lining either side of the Pasig River. What used to be clean and potable water flowing through this stretch of the river is now a colorful, quilt-like reservoir of stagnant waste and toxic materials. Tourists will have a once-in-a-lifetime experience of walking over water, much like the biblical tale of Jesus performing a  miracle.

So, If you haven’t made plans for your vacation this year, make it a point to visit the Philippines.  It is a must in 2015!

PHILIPPINE TOWN TOTALLY BANS URINATING

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Bottom half of the sign reads, “It is prohibited to urinate anywhere!”

TARLAC, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles) – If you happen to be a resident of the town Camiling, Tarlac province (home province of Philippine President Aquino’s family) and you feel like answering the call of nature, then you are out of luck . You have to drive to the next town to urinate.

A new municipal ordinance has just been passed prohibiting urinating — anywhere — in Camiling. Not in parks, not in street corners, not anywhere public or private. Yes, not even in the comfort of your own home.

Violation of the ordinance carries with it a fine of 500 Pesos ( about $11).

Camiling, it seems, is going for a Guinness Record as the one and only urine-free place in the world.

If you think this story is a hoax, look closely.  We’ve got the public notice to prove the new law soes exist.  (If you don’t speak or understand Tagalog, ask your Filipino co-worker or neighbor for a translation!)

2015 is “Visit the Philippines” Year! Oh what fun!

MANNY PACQUIAO WILL SING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM IN GAME 5 OF THE NBA FINALS

Pacquiao
Pacquiao

OAKLAND, California (The Adobo Chronicles) – The Cavaliers and Warriors are tied two games apiece as they battle it out in Game 5 of the NBA Finals this Sunday at the Oakland Arena. Either team needs to win two games in the remainder of the best-of-seven series to clinch the championship title.

The Cavaliers have LeBron James. The Warriors have Manny Pacquiao.

Considered one of the Warriors’ two “good luck charms,” Pacquiao has been selected to sing the national anthem before Sunday’s game.

The other lucky charm is 10-year-old Filipina Nayah Damasen who has been singing the anthem at Warriors games since she was five.  Each time Damasen sings the national anthem, the Warriors win their game.

Pacquiao is known not only as a champion boxer, elected Philippine congressman, and basketball playing coach  but also a recording artist.  In fact, he recorded his own entrance music during his boxing bout with Floyd Mayweather in Las Vegas last month.

Will Pacman give the Warriors their #3 win?

Stand up straight with hand on your breast for the Star-spangled Banner!