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Government, International, Politics

HILLARY CLINTON REACTS TO DICK CHENEY INTERVIEW

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WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles) – Former Vice President Dick Cheney lashed out at Barack Obama, and Hillary Clinton is coming to the defense of the president.

In a recent radio interview, Cheney criticized Obama over the Iran deal framework put in place last week.

Cheney, who accused Iran of having “one of the most radical regimes in history” and being “sworn to destroy Israel,” told radio host Hugh Hewitt the deal will be a “burden” on the next occupant of the White House. “This is a totally radical regime that is the premiere sponsor of state terrorism in the world, and Obama’s about to give them nuclear weapons,” Cheney said. “I can’t think of a more terrible burden to leave the next president than what Obama is creating here.”

Reacting to Cheney’s statement, Hillary Clinton went on the same radio program this morning and said:

‘I have some news for Mr. Cheney. As the next occupant of the White House, I can assure the former vice president that what Obama did is not going to be a burden at all to me. What the president did was totally cool!’

 

The Media

WHITE HOUSE RELEASES NEW PRESS BRIEFING ROOM SEATING CHART

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The new White House Briefing Room seating chart

WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles) – While FOX News and its loyal viewers are extremely devastated, Filipino Americans are ecstatic over the new seating chart that The White House has released for the press briefing room on 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

President Barack Obama has decided to de-commission FOX News and replace the conservative news network with The Adobo Chronicles.

The publisher of The Adobo Chronicles said : “We are very honored for this rare opportunity and we promise to ask the right intelligent questions during all White House Briefings.”

Film and TV, Government

MILLIONS PETITION THE WHITE HOUSE TO STOP FILMING OF ‘FROZEN 2’

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imageWASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles) – Millions of Americans – 2.5 Million as of latest count – have signed a petition on WhiteHouse.gov, urging the Office of the President to stop the filming of ‘Frozen 2,’ the sequel to the blockbuster Disney animation.

The petition was formally submitted to The White House just minutes after Disney CEO Bob Iger made the announcement of the sequel at the Disney shareholder meeting. Frozen co-directors Jennifer Lee and Chris Buck will both be involved in the sequel, Iger says, as will original producer Peter Del Vecho. No production details or release dates have been revealed.

The petitioners, mostly parents with young children, asked The White House to spare them from more agonizing moments listening over and over to the film’s theme song, ‘Let It Go,’ or whatever the new song will be for the sequel.

As of press time, the Association of Karaoke Bars and Restaurants (AKBR) has voted to add its name to the petition, saying that since the Karaoke version of the song ‘Let It Go,’ was released, they have lost business because many annoyed customers have stayed away, not wanting to hear any more of this Oscar-winning song.

Inside sources at Disney, speaking on condition of anonymity, told The Adobo Chronicles that John Travolta has been tapped to record the ‘Frozen 2’ theme song.

If the song gets nominated and Travolta will perform the song at the next Oscars, he will be introduced by Adele Dazeem.