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NO JOKE: CNN REPORTS ISIS FLAG WAVED AT LONDON PRIDE PARADE

imageATLANTA, Georgia (The Adobo Chronicles®) – It looks like Don Lemon is not the only weird journalist in the CNN newsroom.

The cable news network today aired a breaking news segment about London’s Pride Parade in which a reporter claimed that she witnessed a man waving an ISIS flag.

CNN, which prides itself to be the expert in terms of international news, should know what the ISIS flag looks like, right?

Well, it turns out that what the reporter saw as an ISIS flag was a black banner which was emblazoned  with dildos and butt plugs.

Here’s the video segment.

Happy Pride, CNN!

PHILIPPINE PRESIDENT AQUINO CONDEMNS BIDEN STATEMENT ON ISIS

imageManila, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles) – The government of Philippine President NoyNoy Aquino has condemned a recent statement made by U.S. President Jose Biden regarding ISIS. Speaking about the militant group responsible for the beheading of two American journalists, Biden said, “We will follow them to the gates of hell.”

Aquino interpreted Biden’s warning as a threat to invade Manila, the Philippine capital described in author Dan Brown’s latest novel Inferno as ‘the gates of hell.’

“We may be close allies with the United States, but we will defend our country against any invasion to the last drop of our blood,” Aquino said.

Aquino
Aquino

Meanwhile, Philippine troops were seen amassing at Rizal Park (Luneta), ready to hold the nearby U.S. Embassy in Manila hostage in case the U.S. launches an attack.

This is the first time in Aquino’s  more than four years in office that he has demonstrated  strong leadership. Even his harshest critics were quite impressed.